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16/02/2014

3 me kaam karke Aamir khan ne
Engineering Student ko Kya sandesha diya..?
Bhale hi aap ki tarah
College ya University Top kar lo (3 Idiots)
Par Aakhir mein,
Aapko Job na milne par Chor hi ban na Padega :P

16/02/2014

Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Q.1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans - In his Last Battle.
Q.2 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed ?
Ans - At the Bottom of the Page.
Q.3 - What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans - Marriage.
Q.4 - Ganga Flows in Which State ?
Ans - Liquid State.
Q.5 - When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?
Ans - On His Birthday
Q.6 - How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?
Ans - By Preparing Mango Shake!
Geography Teacher :
India Me Saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai?
Awesome Reply By Student :
"Daaru Ke Glass Me.." !!

16/02/2014

Injection room ke baahar notice board -
Koi mar nahi jata injection lagwane se Galib...
Bass,
uthne-baithne ke
andaaz badal jaate hain...!! :P :D

07/02/2014