27/09/2026
😂 **SECURITY TEAM GROUP CHAT BE LIKE…**
👨✈️ Guard: “Sir, where are you?”
👨💼 Supervisor: “Coming.”
👨✈️ Guard: “Where?”
👨💼 Supervisor: “Gate.”
👨✈️ Guard: “Which gate?”
👨💼 Supervisor: “Main gate.”
👨✈️ Guard: “Oh… okay. 😂”
**Meanwhile on the walkie-talkie:**
📻 “Gate 2, check the visitor.”
📻 “Received.”
**Done. 😎**
Sometimes the problem isn't the message…
**It's the 10 messages needed to understand it. 😂**