The Gally Sh*te

The Gally Sh*te An exagerated story/fib in an effort to create a false macho image of yourself.i.e: "In the queue th

20/08/2018

Gally gets the Samsung a couple of years ago. "Samsung is best thing ever away better than the iPhone."
20 August gets the new iPhone. "Ah the iPhone was always a better phone. I enjoy the simplicity of it."

The Gally sh*te. It never went away

16/09/2015

Gally: F**k sake boys first night out up in Dublin and I got thrown out of Coppers.
Boys: What did you do?
Gally: I just left but changed my mind again and they wouldn't let me in again.

14/03/2015

Gally the first morning of cheltenham last year

Gally: After getting offered free flights and tickets to Cheltenham boys, must go home and collect my suits now.

That night.. Gally spotted in wife be**er on college road with naggin in hand.

Boys: Thought you were going to Cheltenham?

Gally: Willie Mullins was onto me there have the package away

30/09/2014

"Imagine how depressed you'd be if you went to a Conor McGregor match sh*tfaced and woke up the next morning and remembered nothing"

11/09/2014

Text off gally on Wednesday...

'Didn't go out tonight no. I'll be at it tomorrow though, back to my rightful place. The king returns'

Call it soul, call it gay, call it....GAA!!! Garth Brooks
30/08/2014

Call it soul, call it gay, call it....GAA!!! Garth Brooks

15/05/2014

Rachael Wyse...
Sure wasn't Darren Sul ridin' her there before she went off to London

or no maybe it was Sinead Kissane

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29/03/2014

The lads are talking about the greatest Irish sporting performance

Gally : "Sonia O'Sullivan had a great Olympics in '94"
Lads: "Are you serious?"
Gally: "Ya USA 1994 wasn't it?"

09/11/2013

Gally telling us of his sending off in a rugby match and we on the way up to Cork last Sunday:

Gally: "Got a straight red today boys"

Us:"For what?"

Gally: "For stamping on some fella, I didn't actually stamp on him though."

Us: "How long are you out for so?"

Gally: "Ref told me he wouldn't send in the report ....thank f**k coz otherwise I would have had to bring up the suit for an appeal hearing in Musgrave Park Tuesday evening"

03/11/2013

Sitting in kalelis Friday night..
Gally: "the body's getting older and the sessions are getting sicker..."

07/10/2013

Was on to Gally in the morning I said I must go out Thursday night to a class party and asked will he be about...

"Not a f**king hope" he said, "I've no interest in gatting"

So I left my house at 11 that nite to go to a house party in Highfield.

On the way up Highfield I see a figure hanging out a front window of a house pouring his naggin into a small bottle.

"What the f**k are you doing out?" says the figure.

It was himself.

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