04/12/2019
New client: So, what have you been working on lately?
Me: I've just done A B C for company X Y Z.
Client: Wow, I didn't realise you were so busy.
Me: What makes you think that?
Client: Your last web site update was from 2016.
Me: Hmm. Well, that's true π
Me (for the entire December): Quick! Website overhaul. π»πΈοΈπββοΈ