Twisted Monkey Garage

26/05/2026

26/05/2026

Everyone thinks garages are expensive…
Until they come to Twisted Monkey Garage and realise how much money they’ve been wasting elsewhere.

I don’t upsell.
I don’t guess.
I don’t replace parts you don’t need.
I fix what’s wrong — and I tell you WHY it went wrong.

If you want honesty, quality, and a mechanic who actually knows what he’s doing… you know where I am.
📲 Drop me a message and let’s get you booked in.

20/05/2026

https://www.twistedmonkeygarage.com/service-plan

19/05/2026

If your car’s running rough, sounding weird, leaking something suspicious, or just generally acting like it wants to ruin your week…
bring it to someone who actually fixes things — not someone who guesses.

At Twisted Monkey Garage, you get:
• Proper diagnostics — not “plug it in and pray”
• Fast, clean repairs done right the first time
• Honest pricing
• No upselling, no bu****it
• A mechanic who shows you the fault, shows you the fix, and gets you back on the road

Whether it’s:
• Injectors
• MOT prep
• Services
• Electrical gremlins
• Coolant leaks
• Knocks, bangs, rattles, or mystery noises

I sort it. Quickly. Properly. And with proof.

Message the page to book in.
Spaces fill fast — because good work speaks for itself.

Over the past 18 months I've had 5 bad reviews, 2 of those from people I don't know because I pi**ed off their moms neighbours uncles sisters dog and I've never met them before in my life lol You can listen to the 5 bad reviews or the other 94% good reviews and the ~1500 customers I've had in that time that haven't left a review.

17/05/2026

It’s live.
I’ve been working on something for months — something that’s going to make life a LOT easier for 150 drivers around here.
If you’re the kind of person who doesn’t want to worry about your next two full services, your next two MOTs, or paying for diagnostics ever again…
If you like the idea of priority booking, emergency checks, and saving a stupid amount of money over the next two years…
Then you might want to click the link below.
I’m not explaining it here.
I’m not answering inbox messages.
I’m not giving hints.
All I’ll say is this:
150 spots. When they’re gone, they’re gone.
If you want in — move fast.
https://www.twistedmonkeygarage.com/service-plan See less

16/05/2026

A massive thank you to everyone who’s already signed up to the new Twisted Monkey Service Plan — the response has been unreal.

I’m on it.
Over the next 24 hours I’ll be sorting everyone’s paperwork, schedules, and getting everything locked in so you’re fully covered.

If you’ve already joined, you’re in.
If you haven’t yet… well… there aren’t many spaces left now.

If you like saving money, avoiding surprise bills, and not worrying about services, MOTs or diagnostics for the next two years, now’s the time to grab a spot before they’re gone.

Simple as that.

16/05/2026

It’s live.

I’ve been working on something for months — something that’s going to make life a LOT easier for 150 drivers around here.

If you’re the kind of person who doesn’t want to worry about your next two full services, your next two MOTs, or paying for diagnostics ever again…

If you like the idea of priority booking, emergency checks, and saving a stupid amount of money over the next two years…

Then you might want to click the link below.

I’m not explaining it here.
I’m not answering inbox messages.
I’m not giving hints.

All I’ll say is this:
150 spots. When they’re gone, they’re gone.

If you want in — move fast.

https://www.twistedmonkeygarage.com/service-plan

15/05/2026

Right, regarding the countdown......

Something big is coming to Twisted Monkey Garage.

I’m not saying what it is.
I’m not giving hints.
I’m not answering inbox messages from the detectives among you.

All I will say is this:

150 people are about to save a serious amount of money.
Not a fiver.
Not a “nice little discount”.
I mean the sort of savings that make you double‑check the maths.

You’ll find out soon enough.
And when it drops… it’ll drop fast.

If you blink, you’ll miss it.
If you hesitate, someone else will take your spot.
If you like saving money, you might want to keep your eyes glued here.

Saturday.
Be ready.