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21/07/2026

The Elementor Request
So the other day someone asked me with a straight face:
“David, can you build me a professional business website… using Elementor?”
And I swear, for a moment, I genuinely thought it was a prank.
Like one of those hidden camera shows where they wait for you to snap so they can jump out and shout “Gotcha!”
But no.
They were serious.
Dead serious.
So I take a deep breath, open Elementor, and immediately the screen looks like a toddler’s colouring book. Buttons everywhere. Popups everywhere. A layout panel that seems to move around the screen like it’s trying to escape. And the builder proudly tells me:
“Drag your widget here!”
Widget.
Not “element,” not “module,” not “component.”
Widget.
Like I’m building a website out of Happy Meal toys.
I try to place a header.
It jumps three inches to the left.
I try to place a footer.
It disappears completely, probably traumatised.
I try to adjust spacing.
Elementor responds by adding 400px of padding for no reason other than pure malice.
Then comes the “responsive design” phase, the moment Elementor pretends it understands mobile layouts.
I switch to mobile view and suddenly the entire page looks like a ransom note.
Text overlapping images.
Buttons floating in space.
Columns stacked like a game of Jenga played by someone blindfolded.
Tablet view?
Forget it.
It looks like a collapsed bookshelf.
Desktop view?
Well, it’s technically a website… in the same way a potato is technically a vegetable.
And then the client asks:
“Why doesn’t it look professional?”
And I have to explain, calmly, politely, while resisting the urge to scream
that you cannot build a skyscraper out of Play‑Doh, you cannot build a Ferrari out of Lego, and you cannot build a professional business website with a toy builder designed for hobby bloggers and people who think SEO is a brand of kitchen cleaner.
By the time I’m done, Elementor has crashed twice, corrupted the layout once, and asked me to upgrade to PRO at least seven times, as if paying extra will magically make it behave like real software.
And that, ladies and gentlemen…
…is why no one asks me to build with Elementor.
Below is the now auto respond I give people who as for it.

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16/07/2026

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04/07/2026

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15/06/2026

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31/05/2026

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19/05/2026

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I’ve been building competition websites for years, and I’m going to give you the truth that most people in this industry will never say out loud.

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£0 per month
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Anything more than that — £2,000, £5,000, £10,000, monthly fees, “premium packages”, “advanced plugins”, “management charges” — you’re paying far too much.

This industry has normalised overcharging, and too many people are falling for it.

I’ve seen people spend £8k–£15k on a site they don’t even own.
I’ve seen people tied into monthly fees they can’t escape.
I’ve seen people lose their entire business because the moment they stop paying, the website disappears.

So here’s the warning:

If you’re paying more than £400 + £0 per month for your starter competition site, you’re being ripped off.

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14/05/2026

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14/05/2026

🔥 POST: “Elementor Isn’t a Website Builder — It’s a Trap.”
Every day I watch new business owners proudly show off their “brand‑new website”…
and every time, without fail, it’s built with Elementor and a million and one plugins glued together like a Poundland Lego set.
Then — shock horror — the site breaks.
Or slows down.
Or crashes.
Or needs “another rebuild”.
And they act surprised.
Let me spell it out:
Elementor is as limited as a chocolate teapot on a gas stove.
Looks shiny.
Melts instantly.
It’s not popular because it’s good.
It’s popular because it lets people with zero development skill pretend they’re web designers.
And YOU — the business owner — fall for it every time.
You get:
A drag‑and‑drop toy
Built by someone who learned everything from a 7‑minute YouTube tutorial
Held together by 40+ plugins
Running slower than a pensioner crossing the road
And guaranteed to break the moment you add anything new
Then you rebuild.
And rebuild.
And rebuild.
Not because your business is growing…
but because your website is a Frankenstein monster made of widgets, add‑ons, patches, and prayers.
Here’s the truth nobody wants to hear:
👉 If you keep choosing the wrong builder and the wrong developer, you will keep rebuilding your website forever.
👉 It’s not bad luck — it’s bad decisions.
👉 And Elementor is the biggest money‑waster in the industry.
If you want a website that actually works — fast, stable, scalable — stop buying the shiny toy and start buying the right build.
If this post annoys you, good.
It means you’re exactly the person who needed to read it.