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12/10/2024

I said to the misses the guys in the pub said the postman has slept with every woman on our road except one.
She said I bet it’s jane

11/01/2024

I applied for a job at NASA

But there’s no space.

08/09/2023

So true

24/07/2023

Can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today.
That’s 7 years in a row now.

11/07/2019

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

21/06/2016

Funny

02/01/2016

I've told the wife I'm going dry for January.

I really can't be arsed with foreplay.

07/10/2015

I got a call from head office to tell me that two members of staff have accused me of sexism.

They didn't name names, but I bet it was 'Jenny S**t T**s' and 'Buffalo C**t'.