16/07/2026
This is a public service announcement, brief and clear:
Matt is on vacation. He is no longer here.
Not by phone, not by text, not by carrier pigeon or fax,
He has left the country and he is not looking back.
His wife is there. His kids are there. His work phone is not.
It's sitting in a drawer, turned off, forgot.
If your computer dies, catches fire, or starts to scream,
That's unfortunate, but Matt is currently living the dream.
Please hold your tech emergencies until July 29,
At which point Matt returns and business resumes fine.
Until then: turn it off, turn it back on, hope for the best—
Matt is not currently working. Matt is on a well-deserved rest.
See you after my Summer Holiday with my family ☀️✈️⛱️