Brew Ha Ha

Brew Ha Ha Enjoy a 100% Arabica Coffee made just the way you like - Cappuccino, Latte, Flat White, Espresso, Americano or Mocha. Come in and "Let us make a Fuss of You!"
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Friendly high street cafe with lots to offer ☕️ 🍰

Meals, Homemade Cakes and freshly brewed coffee and of course the best service ✨

Secret Garden & Dog friendly 🐶 Use our loyalty card and your 10th coffee is FREE! Treat yourself to our finest homemade scones or moreish homemade cakes. We have a comprehensive breakfast menu ranging from a warm croissant and free range scrambled eggs to a massive cooked breakfast. Options for lunch can either be light or more substantial including fresh beer battered haddock.

Winter opening hours going up this morning ❄️
17/10/2026

Winter opening hours going up this morning ❄️

16/10/2026

✨✨Weekend Specials ✨✨

PB & J burger with chips & onion rings 🍔
> double steak burger with homemade peanut butter sauce, chilli jam, with/without cheese & rocket

Cheesy Chilli Beef Crunch Wraps 🌶️
> Homemade beef chilli & cheese sauce with crunchy tortillas & toasted. Served with chips or Salad

Mushroom & Stilton Pasta
> Creamy homemade mushroom and Stilton pasta with homemade ciabatta garlic bread 🥖

13/10/2026

What a difference a morning - afternoon can make, hoaching in the morning and a very quiet afternoon!
When Novembers nearly on the calendar it’s time to be more mindful, there for since were only just keeping each other company at this point we’re going to close at 3pm today!

Joys of a small business 😂🫶🏻

See you all Thursday morning 🌅

Team Brew Ha Ha x

She’s chocolatey, gooey and everything a brownie should be.. but she’s also gluten free and vegan!!! 🤘🏻but you’d never k...
10/10/2026

She’s chocolatey, gooey and everything a brownie should be.. but she’s also gluten free and vegan!!! 🤘🏻but you’d never know!!

You asked and we delivered 🫶🏻

Thank you to our lovely Sara for her creation, I told her I wanted something that covers both aspects, and something that doesn’t scream “healthy or restricted” and she delivered!

Cherry & Almond Brownie 🍫

We now have vegan scones and brownies available, and gluten free cake, millionaire shortbread, macaroons and now a brownie!!

Open 9-5pm today and 9-4pm tomorrow if you want to try 👀👀

09/10/2026

✨ weekend specials ✨

> Peri Peri Chicken & mozzarella baguette 🥖
with chips & salad

> Bang Bang Cauliflower & Rice 🍚

> Katsu Chicken Burger 🍔
Chicken burger with Katsu mayo, lettuce & tomato and a side of Katsu curry dipping sauce. Served with chips & onion rings

> Sticky Toffee Pudding
Served with vanilla ice cream

03/10/2026

✨ NEW MENU/PRICES EFFECTIVE TODAY (Saturday 2nd October) ✨

Couple notes 🗒️

> bear with us 100% guarantee there is something I have forgotten 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

> Soup combos now come with chips or salad - if you don’t want this £1 will be deducted from the price (even I think £9+ is steep for a combo without a side 😂)
> Double & Cheese burger prices are obviously different - I just forgot to write that, £2 to double up!!
> It’s not the girls fault so don’t complain at them for price increase / menu items no longer there!!
> Yes coffees went up too ( the coffee supplier gets paid more than I do a month😂 it’s needed! )
> Any menu spelling mistakes are 100% Greggs fault as he was proof reader 👀😂

As always thank you for your patience 🫶🏻 We love what we do here, we’re forever thankful at how busy we’ve been, and this is a step towards in being able to grow & build Brew Ha Ha 🫶🏻

✨NEW MENU ✨ As the saying goes Dont fix what isn’t broken, so we’ve refined it a little, added some things in people hav...
28/09/2026

✨NEW MENU ✨

As the saying goes Dont fix what isn’t broken, so we’ve refined it a little, added some things in people have asked for and would like to see and just gonna keep doing what you guys love ❤️

Some healthier options, more dietary considerations (a lot of our menu item ingredients can be swapped out for vegan/GF) but as always just ask myself or one of the team and we’ll happily get you fed safely 🌮🫶🏻

We’re hoping to roll this out within the next week but with our true Brew Ha Ha organised chaos (me) I’ve only just ordered the prints of the menus today 😂

Of course like everyone our prices have also went up but we will let you know exactly what day the new prices/menu come into place☺️ - we’ve done pretty well not touching our prices in a year - with these prices being set nearly 2-3 years ago. Our goal is always to try stay affordable, provide good quality food and coffee so everyone can enjoy a daily, weekly, monthly treat 🍔🫶🏻

These past few weeks have been trying, but the confidence in myself Gregg & our business has grown, our drive is strong & these new changes make me feel so good for the future of Brew Ha Ha 🤘🏻💕

As many of you know this week or 2 has been a bit of a sh*tshow staffing wise, running a small business you don’t always...
28/09/2026

As many of you know this week or 2 has been a bit of a sh*tshow staffing wise, running a small business you don’t always have the cover needed when things go wrong, when I done the rotas 6 weeks ago, we had 4 team members in this week whilst others were on holiday… and this is all that’s left me and Ellie 2! 😂

She is my star this week and has worked the job of 2 people whilst others are off and off on the sick! What a young woman!!🤘🏻❤️

We’ve don’t incredibly well for running a service that usually has 4/5 people on the 2 of us! So last orders are at 2pm today and we’ll shut around 2.30/3 depending on how busy we are!

Thank you Ellie for showing up despite not knowing what we were walking into, working your socks off with me and never complaining, this is the reality of working with a small team, it was either get on with it or not open for the day - and we know it’s endless when we shut early etc but I love my team and will always look after them and myself first!

Ohh and keep an eye out for the new menu being posted tonight 👀👀

Thanks again,
Ruth x

21/09/2026

We will be closed Tuesday & Wednesday this week ☺️

But we have our specials for you!!

> Veggie Burrito Rice Bowl 🍚🥙

> Broccoli Cheese Loaded Baked Potato 🥔

> Sriracha Chicken Burger 🍔

19/09/2026

You might be thinking where’s the specials this weekend?! 👀

Unfortunately I am by myself in the kitchen doing all the prep, baking and service this week as one of our chefs is off sick, the other is laying on a sunny beach somewhere and our new chef hire didnt work out, so we’re 3 chefs downs, it’s been a week 😂

Not that we need to give an explanation but I find it always helps to be honest, service may have been a tad slower this week and I’m missing all your faces out front but it’s been a fun, tiring week- thank you to Gregg & my front of house girls you really have been the best team this week❤️

We appreciate all the offers of help, but between us we’ve got there and the specials are planned and ready to prep for Monday when things are a bit quieter again! 🥙🍔

It really is a whirlwind running your own business 😂🤘🏻

Address

48 Victoria Street
Newton Stewart
DG86BT

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 4pm
Tuesday 9am - 4pm
Thursday 9am - 4pm
Friday 9am - 4pm
Saturday 9am - 4pm
Sunday 9am - 4pm

Telephone

01671404203

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