Joshua Bonehill-Paine

Joshua Bonehill-Paine Conservative Party Advisor on Radicalisation for the Cultural and Integration Commission.

Political Satirist, Crewkerne Conservatives, Counter Extremism specialist.

ā€œBritain’s Leading political satiristā€ - Times of Israel

20/10/2026

Kemi Badenoch nailed Andy Burnham's EU push this morning: "I'm not sure he understands business. France is in the EU, it's on fire, look what's happening to Germany."

She's right. Chasing closer ties with a bloc whose biggest economies are struggling isn't a growth plan.

Five years ago today, we lost Sir David Amess.He was a principled and deeply good man, a parliamentarian of nearly four ...
15/10/2026

Five years ago today, we lost Sir David Amess.

He was a principled and deeply good man, a parliamentarian of nearly four decades who never lost sight of why he was there: to serve people. He stood up for what was right, even when it was unfashionable, and he did it with warmth, humour and unfailing decency.

Sir David spoke out proudly against antisemitism. He stood shoulder to shoulder with the Jewish community, championed Holocaust education, and fought to honour those who risked everything to save Jewish lives. He understood that hatred left unchallenged only grows, and that good people must never stay silent.

He was taken from us while doing what he loved most: listening to his constituents, in a church, with an open door. The coward who struck him down represented everything Sir David was not. Where one offered hatred, the other had spent a lifetime offering kindness.

Speak to anyone who knew him and you will hear the same thing: he was kind, generous and decent to his core. That is his legacy, and no act of terror can take it away.

Rest in peace, Sir David. You are remembered, and you are missed.

14/10/2026

Kemi Badenoch was outstanding at PMQs today. Burnham red faced, on the back foot and with no answers.

A full broadside that exposed his terminal weakness. The country can see who's fighting for them and who's just a northern gammon.

HUGE news. Today's YouGov poll: Conservatives 23%, Reform 21%, and just ONE point behind Labour. Kemi Badenoch is doing ...
13/10/2026

HUGE news. Today's YouGov poll: Conservatives 23%, Reform 21%, and just ONE point behind Labour. Kemi Badenoch is doing a tremendous job, and people are seeing it. The comeback is REAL. Labour are next, and they know it. Believe me, they're very nervous!

12/10/2026

Kemi Badenoch took Andy Burnham apart in the Commons today. The country has urgent problems, and the PM is busy reopening the EU referendum and blaming Brexit on Russia. People want problems fixed, not excuses.

Disgraceful scenes in Ilminster, Somerset, where pro-Palestine demonstrators have targeted an Army Cadet hut used by chi...
10/10/2026

Disgraceful scenes in Ilminster, Somerset, where pro-Palestine demonstrators have targeted an Army Cadet hut used by children.

Whatever your politics, a children's cadet hut in a small market town is not a legitimate target.

Leave the kids out of it.

07/10/2026

Kemi Badenoch has just delivered one of the strongest Conservative Conference speeches in years. Passionate, patriotic and aimed at the whole country, she had a packed hall on its feet. Truly incredible! šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§

Kemi will be the next Prime Minister.

07/10/2026

Kemi Badenoch absolutely savages Reform UK, joking they’ll soon be ā€œmeasuring up the curtains for their prison cellsā€ before tearing into their rancid identity politics.

And on calls for a pact: ā€œPeople are calling for the right to unite but we will not be uniting with that.ā€

07/10/2026

Nick Timothy tears into identity politics and separatism at Conservative Conference, calling it a ā€œcancerā€ in Britain’s institutions and pledging to root it out.

One law. One standard. Equality for all.

He’s saying what too many others are afraid to say.

07/10/2026

Kevin Hollinrake pulls out a pint then introduces his ā€œfantasy far-right black Labradorā€, in absolutely brilliant scenes from Conservative Conference.

Legendary stuff. šŸ¤£šŸŗšŸ•

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