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18/10/2026

It's Sunday, Josh isn't not well. (Self inflicted) 🛒

Scotmid has 90 seconds to fix it; Lucozade. Full fry up supplies. Apple juice. Chocolate milk. Irn Bru original. Ice cream. Did it work? Absolutely.

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13/10/2026

A chicken caesar salad where the salad became chips. 🍟

People in Scotland really take their chip topping seriously and one guy who doesn't even like chips. He got fritters.

What's going on yours?

09/10/2026

Feeling worse for wear on a Sunday? 90 seconds in Scotmid will sort you out. 🛒

Lucozade orange. Sausages. Bacon. Black pudding. Apple juice. Chocolate milk. Water. Irn Bru original recipe. Vanilla ice cream. That's a hangover cure. That's a full recovery.

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06/10/2026

Sean started with pickled gherkin over chips and curry sauce 🐟

Somehow ended up at battered haggis. Then chicken strips came in late and took the whole thing. What would be your last dish standing from the chippy?

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04/10/2026

He was hoping for Irn Bru but the wheel had other plans. 🏎️

What even is a Monster Lando Norris? Well... Zero sugar, designed on his helmet and apparently tastes like 230mph. This is the last time we give Josh any extra caffeine.

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02/10/2026

Butter chicken pizza, stuffed crust cheese, what an answer.

A hoagie from the Indian? - chips, cheese, doner meat in a wrap. One guy.... Just chicken balls. No sauce, nothing out the pocket.
Scotland is doing things differently and we're here for it.

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27/09/2026

Asked Whitburn for their best Indian order and got a lot to think about 🍛

Butter chicken pizza with stuffed crust. A hoagie from the Indian. One guy who just needs chicken balls. Out the pocket. Nothing else.

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25/09/2026

Jennifer knew Scoffable was Scottish. She knew gyros were Greek. 💸

She did not know where Scotland's deep fried Mars Bar was invented. £20 gone. Just like that.

She only orders from Scoffable though so we gave her a tenner anyway.

22/09/2026

He came in with chicken fried rice and left with nothing 🥢

Satay chicken skewers won every single round. Every one. Boiled rice didn't even get a response. Just a look.

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20/09/2026

Every option got demolished 🥢

Boiled rice didn't even get a sentence. Satay chicken skewers. Every round. No debate. He'd heard enough by the end.

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