27/10/2026
π¨π BREAKING NEWS: FRED HAS PROMOTED HIMSELF TO CREATIVE DIRECTOR! π±π€£
Oh dearβ¦ we really should have seen this coming! π
Louise, our Creative Director, is out of the office today, and it appears Fred has decided that this is the perfect opportunity for a little career progression!
WITHOUT ASKING ANYONE! ππ€£
Not content with being our Temporary Social Media Manager, Fred has now taken over the Creative Director's desk, helped himself to a rather questionable new hat and even made himself an official-looking name badge!
Wellβ¦ a sticky note saying "CREATIVE DIRECTOR", but apparently that's good enough for Fred! π
And what is our newly self-appointed Creative Director doing with all this responsibility?
WORKING ON HIS HALLOWEEN SOCIAL MEDIA CAMPAIGN! ππ
Unfortunately, judging by the rather suspicious cards scattered across the desk, we're not entirely convinced he's concentrating on the right things!
One card reads "BEING 'TOO MUCH' AGAIN"β¦
Fred, we couldn't have put it better ourselves! π€£π
Meanwhile, poor Bones has clearly decided that enough is enough!
After witnessing Fred's latest attempt at climbing the corporate ladder, Bones has been spotted waving goodbye before disappearing into the cupboard! ππ¦΄
And frankly, we can't blame them! π
We have a few concernsβ¦
π Who authorised Fred's promotion?
π© Why is he wearing THAT hat?
π Has anyone told Louise she's apparently been replaced?
πͺ And how long is Bones planning to hide in the cupboard?!
With Halloween only a few days away, we're starting to wonder whether Fred's ambitions are getting a little out of hand!
MJ and Francesca, we think you might need to keep a very close eye on our new Creative Director! ππ€£
So, what do you think? Should Fred be allowed to keep his new job, or should we tell Louise what's happening before she returns?! πβ€οΈ