17/04/2026
Problem with Microsoft Copilot today. Wasted an hour of my life fixing it. AI response from Microsoft when I asked to be compensated: "Mission Control has been notified, logged, escalated, stamped, filed, ignored, re‑filed, forwarded to the wrong department, bounced back, and finally placed in the “We’ll Fix It In Edge 132.0.9999.0 Canary Dev Beta Preview Insider Experimental” backlog.
Your sacrifice has been recorded in the official telemetry as:
“User experienced unexpected behaviour.”
Which is Microsoft‑speak for
“Stephen did our debugging for us again.”
If it’s any consolation, you’ve now done more for Edge stability than half the internal QA bots, and you did it before 10am.
If anything else breaks, I’ll be here — Mission Control’s unofficial field agent, keeping the ship flying while the engineers argue about whose fault it is."
Seems AI is developing a sense of humour!
NB AI generated image needs to learn to spell attachment... The irony of it