Twisted Monkey Garage

Twisted Monkey Garage Mobile mechanic serving Burton upon Trent and surrounding areas. We go above and beyond to offer comprehensive mechanical services.
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Diagnostics, servicing, repairs, maintenance and vehicle inspections at your home or workplace—with more than 25 years’ experience and no unnecessary monkey business. 🐒🔧

16/10/2026

Is your vehicle acting up? 🚗 Bring it to Twisted Monkey Garage for expert diagnostics and repairs. We offer transparent pricing, no upselling, and a personalized approach. Book now and experience our 94% satisfaction rate for yourself! 💯

16/10/2026

UNLOCK YOUR VEHICLE'S FULL POTENTIAL WITH OUR COMPREHENSIVE SERVICE PLAN! 🚗 For a fixed monthly fee of £23.99, our Twisted Monkey Garage Service Plan empowers you to take control of your car's maintenance, providing unparalleled peace of mind and priority access to our expert services when you need them most. Over the 24-month plan, you can expect: 🔧 Two comprehensive services, scheduled at 6 and 18 months, respectively, to keep your vehicle running at its best. 🚗 Two MOTs, including collection and delivery, ensuring your vehicle remains roadworthy and safe on the road. 🔍 Unlimited diagnostic services, eliminating unexpected costs and giving you clarity on your vehicle's health. ⚡ 48-Hour Priority Callouts, ensuring you're back on the road quickly in times of need. 💰 A 10% discount on parts and labour, reducing the financial burden of any additional repairs. 🆘 Complimentary After-Hours Emergency Checks, providing an added layer of security and confidence. Notably, your membership benefits kick in immediately, with unlimited diagnostics, priority callouts, discounts, and emergency checks available from day one. The 6-month mark marks the due date for your first scheduled full service, but you'll already be enjoying the benefits of our comprehensive plan. Our goal is to provide consistent, high-quality maintenance while spreading the cost over 24 months, giving you the freedom to focus on what matters most. £23.99 per month for 24 months. No surprise service bills, no arranging MOTs, no diagnostic charges, and priority service when you need it. 🐒 Twisted Monkey Garage Service Plan: expert care for your vehicle, predictable costs, and priority service that puts you in the driver's seat.

16/10/2026

Is your steering wheel throwing a rave party? 😂 Weird noises or vibrations getting you down? 🤔 Let's get this dance party back on track with our expert techs and state-of-the-art equipment! 🕒️

16/10/2026

🐒 TWISTED MONKEY REFERRAL ACCOUNTS ARE HERE! 🐒
Right you bunch of nutcases — I'm cooking up something new, and I need accomplices.
I'm doling out FREE Twisted Monkey Referral Accounts to customers and followers who want in on the shenanigans.
And because we're Twisted Monkey Garage, you're not getting some snoozy account number like TMG-00472. 😂 No way, José!
You'll get your own completely random, utterly absurd, and totally unique codename. Think Fluffy Gorilla, Sassy Squirrel, or even Barmy Badger... you get the gist. 😂
🐒 SO WHAT'S THE HOOK?
Every time you recommend Twisted Monkey Garage to someone and they actually book work with us, you score £10 credit on your account, which can be used against the labour cost of future work with us.
And the cherry on top — your referral credits STACK.
Refer 1 customer = £10 off labour
Refer 2 customers = £20 off labour
Refer 4 customers = £40 off labour
So if four people use us because you recommended us, that's £40 knocked off the labour on your next repair bill. Not bad for basically telling your mates who fixes your car. 😂
They simply tell us your ridiculous codename when they book, we know you sent them, and your account gets rewarded.
The credit builds up and can be used towards future work with us.
And here's the important bit:
YOUR CREDIT DOESN'T EXPIRE.
Because your car doesn't conveniently break down before some arbitrary expiry date. If you earn it, it's yours until you use it. 👍
No membership fee. No subscription. No complicated points system. No remembering a 12-digit account number.
Just recommend us like many of you already do, tell them to quote your codename, and get something back for helping Twisted Monkey Garage grow. ❤️🐒
And yes, every codename is unique — once somebody becomes Sassy Squirrel, nobody else gets to be Sassy Squirrel. 😂
WANT AN ACCOUNT?
Drop us a message saying “I'M IN” and we'll create your referral account and issue you your very own ridiculous Twisted Monkey codename.
You don't get to choose it.
The Monkey decides your fate. 🐒😂

16/10/2026

Vehicle Inspection Reminders: don't get stuck in neutral! 😂 Avoid costly delays and don't be that guy who gets caught off guard. Contact us, visit our website, or send us a message to ensure you're road-ready, pronto! 🚗

15/10/2026

Buckle up, Buttercup! 🚗 Don't let car troubles turn your road trip into a bad sitcom! Regular vehicle inspections are like having a superpower - you can predict and prevent those pesky surprises on the road! By staying on top of your vehicle's maintenance, you'll avoid unnecessary stress and financial burdens (aka adulting). Our expert technicians are like superheroes, saving the day one thorough check-up at a time! Reach out to us, visit our website, or send a message to schedule your appointment today and ensure a smooth ride ahead! 😊 Don't let car troubles hold you back - take the wheel and drive with confidence knowing your vehicle is in top condition. Book your inspection now and enjoy the peace of mind that comes with a well-maintained vehicle... and a good laugh at the thought of all the money you'll save! 😂

15/10/2026

Get ahead of the cold weather game! 🌟 Take control of your car's maintenance and swap out that old oil for a fresh start. Plus, every service booked includes a comprehensive winter inspection - we're here to support you and your vehicle's success!

15/10/2026

School run warriors, I gotchu 😂! Your poor car's like, 'I'm on life support!' 💀. The brakes are all, 'Pump the brakes, dude, literally!' 🙅‍♂️. And don't even get me started on the clutch, it's just over here throwing a tantrum 😩. If your ride is on its last wheel, bring it in and let's give it a spa day... or a miracle revival, whichever it needs 🚗💆‍♂️.

14/10/2026

ENHANCE YOUR VEHICLE'S PERFORMANCE WITH OUR COMPREHENSIVE SERVICE PLAN. 🚗 For a fixed monthly fee of £23.99, our Twisted Monkey Garage Service Plan offers a cost-effective solution for discerning car owners, providing priority access to our expert services when you need them most. Over the 24-month plan, you can expect: 🔧 Two comprehensive services, scheduled at 6 and 18 months, respectively. 🚗 Two MOTs, including collection and delivery, ensuring your vehicle remains roadworthy at all times. 🔍 Unlimited diagnostic services, eliminating additional charges. ⚡ 48-Hour Priority Callouts, ensuring prompt assistance in times of need. 💰 A 10% discount on parts and labour, reducing the cost of any additional repairs. 🆘 Complimentary After-Hours Emergency Checks, providing peace of mind with emergency checks outside normal working hours. Notably, your membership benefits commence immediately, with unlimited diagnostics, priority callouts, discounts, and emergency checks available from the start. The 6-month mark simply marks the due date for your first scheduled full service. Our goal is to provide consistent, high-quality maintenance while spreading the cost over 24 months, eliminating the burden of large maintenance bills. £23.99 per month for 24 months. No surprise service bills, no arranging MOTs, no diagnostic charges, and priority service when you need it. 🐒 Twisted Monkey Garage Service Plan: expert care for your vehicle, predictable costs, and priority service.

Address

Burton Upon Trent
DE159DU

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 6pm
Tuesday 8am - 6pm
Wednesday 8am - 6pm
Thursday 8am - 6pm
Friday 8am - 6pm
Saturday 8am - 5pm

Telephone

+447492870704

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