Twisted Monkey Garage

Twisted Monkey Garage Mobile mechanic serving Burton upon Trent and surrounding areas. We go above and beyond to offer comprehensive mechanical services.
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Diagnostics, servicing, repairs, maintenance and vehicle inspections at your home or workplace—with more than 25 years’ experience and no unnecessary monkey business. 🐒🔧

02/09/2026

🐒 MONKEY BUSINESS ALERT! 🐒
Right, you bunch of loonies! 👀 I've got a top-secret plan brewing, and I need some accomplices in crime! 🤫
I'm dishing out FREE Twisted Monkey Referral Accounts to anyone who wants to join the shenanigans! 🎉
And because we're Twisted Monkey Garage, you won't get some boring account number like TMG-00472. 😴 No way, José! You'll get your own totally absurd, utterly ridiculous, and completely unique codename. Think Fluffy Gorilla, Sassy Squirrel, or even Barmy Badger... you get the drift! 😂
🐒 SO, WHAT'S THE CATCH?
Every time you recommend Twisted Monkey Garage to someone and they actually book work with us, you score £10 credit on your account, which can be used against the labour cost of future work with us. And the cherry on top — your referral credits STACK! 🍒
Refer 1 customer = £10 off labour
Refer 2 customers = £20 off labour
Refer 4 customers = £40 off labour
So if four people use us because you recommended us, that's £40 knocked off the labour on your next repair bill. Not bad for basically telling your mates who fixes your car, right? 😂
They simply tell us your ridiculous codename when they book, we know you sent them, and your account gets rewarded. The credit builds up and can be used towards future work with us.
And here's the important bit:
YOUR CREDIT DOESN'T EXPIRE! 🙌 Because your car doesn't conveniently break down before some arbitrary expiry date. If you earn it, it's yours until you use it. 👍
No membership fee. No subscription. No complicated points system. No remembering a 12-digit account number. Just recommend us like many of you already do, tell them to quote your codename, and get something back for helping Twisted Monkey Garage grow. ❤️🐒
And yes, every codename is unique — once somebody becomes Sassy Squirrel, nobody else gets to be Sassy Squirrel. 😂
WANT AN ACCOUNT?
Drop us a message saying “I'M IN” and we'll create your referral account and issue you your very own ridiculous Twisted Monkey codename. You don't get to choose it. The Monkey decides your fate. 🐒😂

02/09/2026

When did you last give your engine a health check?
Oil is like a multivitamin for your car - it keeps all the moving parts happy and healthy! But, just like us, it can get a bit sluggish over time.

😴 Regular oil changes are like a booster shot for your engine's immune system, and we've got the prescription for a smooth ride!

Whether you need a full service or just a quick oil change, we've got you covered.

Worried about the cost or hassle? Check out our website for some healthy deals on service plans! Or, give me a shout and let's get your car running like a well-oiled machine again! 🚗💨

01/09/2026

Buying a used car? Don't be a lemon-aid! 🍋

Found your dream car online or at a second-hand dealer? Before you fork over your cash, let us give it a once-over.

Our pre-purchase inspection is like a mechanic's superpower - we'll spot the problems that'll leave you stranded on the side of the road.

Mechanical checks, condition checks, warning signs, and a healthy dose of scepticism.

Trust us, a few quid now could save you a small fortune (and a few Gray hairs) down the road. Hit us up before you sign on the dotted line! 📝

01/09/2026

🐒 TWISTED MONKEY REFERRAL ACCOUNTS ARE HERE! 🐒
Right you bunch of nutcases — I'm cooking up something new, and I need accomplices.
I'm doling out FREE Twisted Monkey Referral Accounts to customers and followers who want in on the shenanigans.
And because we're Twisted Monkey Garage, you're not getting some snoozy account number like TMG-00472. 😂 No way, José!
You'll get your own completely random, utterly absurd, and totally unique codename. Think Fluffy Gorilla, Sassy Squirrel, or even Barmy Badger... you get the gist. 😂
🐒 SO WHAT'S THE HOOK?
Every time you recommend Twisted Monkey Garage to someone and they actually book work with us, you score £10 credit on your account, which can be used against the labour cost of future work with us.
And the cherry on top — your referral credits STACK.
Refer 1 customer = £10 off labour
Refer 2 customers = £20 off labour
Refer 4 customers = £40 off labour
So if four people use us because you recommended us, that's £40 knocked off the labour on your next repair bill. Not bad for basically telling your mates who fixes your car. 😂
They simply tell us your ridiculous codename when they book, we know you sent them, and your account gets rewarded.
The credit builds up and can be used towards future work with us.
And here's the important bit:
YOUR CREDIT DOESN'T EXPIRE.
Because your car doesn't conveniently break down before some arbitrary expiry date. If you earn it, it's yours until you use it. 👍
No membership fee. No subscription. No complicated points system. No remembering a 12-digit account number.
Just recommend us like many of you already do, tell them to quote your codename, and get something back for helping Twisted Monkey Garage grow. ❤️🐒
And yes, every codename is unique — once somebody becomes Sassy Squirrel, nobody else gets to be Sassy Squirrel. 😂
WANT AN ACCOUNT?
Drop us a message saying “I'M IN” and we'll create your referral account and issue you your very own ridiculous Twisted Monkey codename.
You don't get to choose it.
The Monkey decides your fate. 🐒😂

01/09/2026

5 warning signs your car might need attention. Your car can't talk... but it definitely gives you clues! Keep an eye out for:

1) strange noise when braking,
2) warning light appearing on dashboard,
3) pulling to one side while driving,
4) unusual vibrations through the steering wheel,
5) difficulty starting the engine.

Ignoring these signs can sometimes turn a relatively simple repair into a much bigger one. Give us a call, message, or book through our website for when is best for you.

01/09/2026

OPTIMIZE YOUR CAR MAINTENANCE WITH OUR COMPREHENSIVE SERVICE PLAN. 🚗 For just £23.99 a month, our Twisted Monkey Garage Service Plan provides a cost-effective solution for car owners, offering priority access to our services when you need them most. Over the 24-month plan, you'll benefit from: 🔧 2 Full Services, with the first scheduled after 6 months and the second 12 months later. 🚗 2 MOTs, including collection and delivery, ensuring your vehicle is always roadworthy. 🔍 Unlimited Diagnostics, eliminating additional charges for diagnostic services. ⚡ 48-Hour Priority Callouts, ensuring prompt assistance when you need it. 💰 10% OFF Parts & Labour, reducing the cost of any additional repairs. 🆘 FREE After-Hours Emergency Checks, providing peace of mind with emergency checks outside normal working hours. Notably, your membership benefits commence immediately, with unlimited diagnostics, priority callouts, discounts, and emergency checks available from the start. The 6-month mark simply marks the due date for your first scheduled full service. Our goal is to provide consistent, high-quality maintenance while spreading the cost over 24 months, eliminating the burden of large maintenance bills. £23.99 per month for 24 months. No surprise service bills, no arranging MOTs, no diagnostic charges, and priority service when you need it. 🐒 Twisted Monkey Garage Service Plan: expert care for your vehicle, predictable costs, and priority service.

01/09/2026

Your car doesn't always wait till payday.

That strange noise you've been ignoring?
That warning light you've convinced yourself will disappear?
That brake pedal that suddenly feels a bit different?

Cars have a funny habit of choosing the worst possible time to develop a problem! Give us a call, Facebook message, or book through our website for when it suits you best.

31/08/2026

Newsflash: your MOT isn’t a therapist. 🤣 It doesn’t care about your car’s feelings (or yours, tbh). It doesn’t care that you only drive it to grab avocado toast... err, Tesco. And it definitely doesn’t care that it passed last year (that was, like, forever ago). If your ride is held together by duct tape and prayers... I’ll find out. Book in before the MOT man rains on your parade! 🚗

31/08/2026

Audi A3 hub.

Address

Burton Upon Trent
DE159DU

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 6pm
Tuesday 8am - 6pm
Wednesday 8am - 6pm
Thursday 8am - 6pm
Friday 8am - 6pm
Saturday 8am - 5pm

Telephone

+447492870704

Website

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