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21/07/2025

11/04/2025

Pour ceux qui ne savent pas, voici Andrea Cisternino. Il vit en Ukraine, où il reste avec ses quatre cents chiens secourus. Il a déclaré qu’il préférerait mourir avec eux plutôt que de les abandonner, et il continue à aider ces chiens laissés pour compte. Un homme tellement courageux ❤️👏

25/07/2024

21/07/2024

A customer changed the works computer log-in password to 'Alcatraz' but the 'Esc' button stopped working.
So he rang the Helpdesk and they told him to press the full stop key so the PC would know he was at the end of his sentence.

01/07/2024

I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went:
"Hello, how are you today?"
"I'm very well thank you for asking, how are you and more to the point, WHO are you?"
"Madam, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft.”
"Microsoft, is that a city in Pakistan?”
" No Madam, MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer.”
"REALLY, that's quite concerning.”
"Yes Madam, it can become very serious indeed but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you.”
"No, I meant it's very concerning because I don't HAVE a computer.”
“You don't?"
“No.”
"Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop Madam.”
"Don't have one.”
"Ipad?"
"Nope.”
"Tablet?"
"I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone.”
After a few seconds of silence he said "Madam, you are lying to me now!"
I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down.