IIT Indore- Faking News

02/06/2017

Hello BC lovers !

The current admins of the page have passed out. We need someone who can continue the legacy. You should be able to write satirical yet logical news/post about IIT Indore.
Send us your news as messages or posts so that we can see your talent. We will appoint one or two of you as the editor of the page.

31/01/2017

10 Commandments of IIT Indore:

1. Thou shall never send Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages (SPAM)
2. Thou shall not complain against BC.
3. Thou shall always abuse Jain but be thankful for his "Assets".
4. Thou shall not discourage Wankers.
5. Thou shall share herb and booze with the needy ones.
6. Thou shall never bunk the bunks.
7. Thou shall never buy the fluxus T-shirts.
8. Thou shall never attend the Gymkhana meetings.
9. Thou shall always share your notes.
10. Thou shall always thank thy lord for being here.

These were put into words by the Lord himself, who comes in your dreams.

12/11/2016

MESS ON THE VERGE OF PARTITION

After separate space provided to Vegetarians , now the Eggetarians and Jain-food eaters are also demanding separate space. Some days back Mess Committee decided that Non-vegetarians must confine to a particular space and should not sit with the Vegetarians as the some ''Separatists'' does not feel comfortable eating with them.

People who eat Jain-food want further division of the alleged 'Vegetarian space' because they sometimes feels intimidated by the taste and smell of garlic and onion . Meanwhile Eggetarians (following the teachings of an unknown ''Common-Man'') saw this as a chance to just publicise themselves and demanded a separate space also.

Gymkhana feels that this is just a conspiracy of BCs to deviate the issue of taste and bugs in food , they also accused them of not supplying enough items in the basement so that the Non-vegetarians have to go upstairs to fulfill their needs.

We tried to contact BCs but they were busy in making Soybean.

Meanwhile Non-vegetarians are busy in eating the bugs.

25/09/2016

मेस के खाने में फिर से कीड़ा पाए जाने के बाद अब जिमखाना हरकत में आ गया है , मेस सेक्रेटरी जल्द ही भोपाल कैटरर्स की कड़ी निंदा करेंगे | काफी दिनों से खाने की गुणवत्ता में भी कमी देखी गयी है और लोग रोज़ रोज़ राजमा बनने से भी नाराज़ दिख रहे हैं |
वहीँ भोपाल कैटरर्स ने घटना से बिलकुल इनकार करते हुए कहा है की पहले इस की जांच कराई जाये और फिर ही कोई कार्यवाई की जाए , उन्होंने ये भी आरोप लगाया की कुछ लोग फोटोशॉप का गलत फायदा उठा कर उन्हें बदनाम करने की कोशिश में लगे हैं |
विगत कई वर्षों से ऐसे घटनाएं होती आ रही है , लेकिन प्रशासन के प्रिय होने के कारण अभी तक भोपाल कैटरर्स पर कोई कार्यवाई नहीँ हो पायी है | कुछ छात्र मेस को स्वैच्छिक बना देना चाहते है , जिससे वो पतंजलि की मैगी का भरपूर आनंद ले सके , लेकिन प्रशासन उनकी इस बात से सहमत नहीँ है |
कई छात्र इस बार भोपाल कैटर्स भी जुर्माना लगवाना चाहते है , मगर प्रशासन का कहना है की जब एक आतंकी राष्ट्र कड़ी निंदा से सुधर सकता है तो फिर ये तो सिर्फ एक मेस संचालक है |

19/06/2016

In a recent decision rendered by authorities of IIT Indore, they will shift students to an under-construction campus to give them a real time experience of life of an Engineer. Following this decision they have also decided to start Btech program in Civil and Metallurgy as these are the fields where environment is almost similar to the new under-construction campus.

IIT Indore which from the start of its functioning had provided World Class facilities to its students, but most importantly it has succeeded in giving students real life experiences which will be beneficial for the students after the college life. Be it the experience of travelling everyday 20-25 kms daily for college, or the experience of non-availability of sports area, in every field they tried to make students prepared for the life after college.

Now this decision will make students habitual of living in small, crowded and dangerous area. Administration told us that they are trying to make every thing as difficult for students as it can get on the outside world like dusty roads, non-availability of water, intermittent internet connection, etc.

This decision is making students indignant and they have started to protest. They are signing a petition for it on this link https://www.change.org/p/mhrd-do-not-shift-iit-indore-campus
While many students already signed it, but the administration is standing firm on this issue.

Lets hope that the petition will get some response both from the administration and the MHRD.

02/03/2016

After the cancellations/postponement of so many literary events in Fluxus and after that, The Literary Club - IIT Indore is thinking to organize a grand writing and debate competition.
According to them now is a great time as all the student are charged up and had already start practicing their skills on webmail , while some are thinking about that .

13/01/2016

In a recent news we received from administration confirms that IIT Indore is on the verge of making history by adopting new technologies and promoting them. Institute has decided that it will provide students with state-of-the-art Digital Watches which will show the live SCOPUS H-INDEX of IIT Indore.

Scopus H-Index which shows the research quality of an institute has been the favorite flaunting achievement of this institute since it's beginning days. The administration said "We have always aimed for the term WORLD CLASS , as you can see it everywhere, be it the campus or the quality of teachers , and this achievement follows the tradition."

Administration is also thinking on giving students a 1 GB memory card for saving the huge number of TIMETABLES . While students doubt if that would be enough seeing the amazing management skills.

Anyways World-Class Facilities take time to implement.

28/10/2015

MESS PROTEST

Inspired from the Indian writers, returning their awards in protest against government,students have decided that they will return their desserts in protest against the growing intolerance in mess.

Students are quite agitated from degrading taste and hygiene of mess food,which was clearly noticed in the First General Body Meeting held online yesterday.

While the mess secretary defended himself by enumerating his various contribution made in improving mess menu , he told , "Students to har cheez me burai hi krte hai" .
In reply to this a PhD student replied "His improvements are like Domino's improving the side orders , but you are there for their Pizza. He still need to improve the food variety and quality."

In midst of all these , the administration is busy in Simrol , making a WORLD CLASS CAMPUS.
Let's pray that we can get the rest of desserts which the protesters have returned.
Live long and prosper.

29/08/2015

Be Alert IIT Indore

A new feature on Facebook has been introduce to celebrate Rakshabandhan – girls can now add any boy as 'brother' and it will show in relationships without approval of the oby.

16/08/2015

Collage Administration has announced holiday on Tuesday on occasion of Parsi New Year because of the rumors spreading all over the college. Even some of the faculties were happy to hear about this.