06/19/2026
New dog-walking invention, because apparently my dog thinks every walk needs a side quest.
You know the one.
The p**p happens.
You tie the bag.
Then suddenly you’re just casually walking around holding a tiny bag of crimes.
So I made a glow-in-the-dark dog p**p bag holder.
Clip it to your leash, hook the bag on, and continue your walk with the confidence of someone who is no longer carrying evidence by hand.
It’s hands-free, lightweight, reusable, 3D printed, and it glows in the dark because dogs love waiting until nighttime to make questionable life choices.
Perfect for night walks, early mornings, camping, and anyone who has ever walked 20 minutes looking for a garbage can while questioning every decision that led to that moment.
Available now on Etsy:
https://bluntbtchapparel.etsy.com/listing/4519275581
Because love is unconditional… but carrying the p**p does not have to be.