Scomo's Production Services

26/12/2020

21/12/2020

Hello clients and friends! My family and I have been on holidays for the past 6 months on the beautiful Fraser Island, relaxing and enjoying the sunshine. We are having a fantastic time, until only a little while ago where it started to get a bit smoky. I think the old couple next door has been burning a big coal-powered bonfire every day. Good on them supporting Aussie industry!
Anyway, just thought I would have a quick check-in! I trust the Scomo’s Productions crew back in Canberra are keeping busy with gigs, and that profits are high and morale low.
Talk soon, I need to figure out why my company credit card just declined. God bless!

08/07/2020

We recently worked with a Queensland based AV company called “One Production”, which is run by owner/operator Pauline Hanson.
In the 7 days which we were working with “One Production”, we observed the following unprofessional activities.

• The owner, Pauline, screamed when several members of the load crew where non-Australian.

• The owner had to be removed from a boat racing event that her company was providing production for because she thought the crew were asylum seekers.

• A band she was mixing at a corporate event walked off the stage when she started screaming “I Don’t Like It” repeatedly.

• While operating monitors for a headline act, she screamed at the band's crew that Burqas should be banned, while she was wearing a burqa. This is apparently not the first time she has worn a burqa to work.

Scomo’s Production Services would like to warn our clients to be wary of Ms Hanson and her company.
Regards, Michael McCormack (Operations Manager)

06/07/2020

Scomo's Production Services is proud to announce its launching online audio console training classes!

With ears blessed by God himself, our Director Scott Morrison has been at the helm of Australia's premier productions for almost 3 years after he took over the business from the previous owner Malcolm Turnbull.

Ever keen to make a name for himself so he cannot be ousted by young whippersnappers, Scott is going to be delivering several online training packages (once the NBN is finally connected) so you can get up to speed on the most modern audio consoles like the Yamaha PM5000, the Midas Heritage 3000, and the Allen & Heath GL3800, all streamed live from our taxpayer-funded warehouse in Canberra!

Below you can see the man himself using our most recent purchase, the Lockheed Martin SuperMixer F35, which we recently acquired for 270 Billion AUD and was built locally by Australian tradies.

Register now! Scott's assistant Michael is standing by to register you for these courses. Make sure you work hard because if you have a go you will get a go!