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18/08/2015

Ek Larkay Ne Ufone Helpline Pe Cal Ki..
Girl: Assalam o Alaikum Ufone Helpline Ji Farmaiye Sir…
Boy: Kya Ap Muj se Shadi Karna Chahti Hain?
Girl: G Ap Ne Ghalat Numbr Dial Kar Diya Hai..
Boy: Nai Ap Bataayen Ap Muj se Shadi Karien Gi?
Girl: G Main Shadi Mai Interested Nai Houn..
Boy: Love Marriage Ya Arrange Marriage?
Girl: Not Interested
Boy: Honeymoon Switzerland Ho Ga.
Girl: Ap ko Samaj Nai Ata K Mujey Shadi Nai Karni To Phir Kiyo Mujey Bar Bar Offer Dey Rahey Hain…
Boy: Madam Ab Ap ko Andaza Howa Hoga K Jab Ap ki Company Ki Taraf Se Bar Bar Offers K Sms Atey Hain To Hamhein Kitna Ghussa Ata hai .
wafa

18/08/2015

Girl:Bhai samosy achy nai bny hn aaj,
Kal waly achy thy
samosy wala:Kya bat kr rhi ho baji?
“Ye kal waly he to hn”
wafa

18/08/2015

To Hearts Which Near Each Other Move
From Evening Close To Morning Light,
The Night Is Good; Becose, My Love,
They Never Say Good-Night
wafa

18/08/2015

As The Day Turns Into Night,
Keep Your Worries Out Of Sight.
Close Your Eyes And Go To Sleep,
All The Good Times Are Yours To Keep.
Sweetest Dreams & Good
wafa

18/08/2015

The Most Sweetest Relation In World Is pillow
Bcoz Wen U R Tired U Relax On It.
Wen U R Sad U Drop Tears On It.
Wen U R Angry U Punch It.
&
Wen U R Happy U Hug It
Now That Pillow Is Waiting 4 U.So Go To Bed
Lovely Nite..;-:-*
Lovable Dreamzzz.

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