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24/11/2024

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8gb ram
256 gb storage
core i5
Retina display with 2k resolution
very strong battery - 6 - 10hrs

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02/05/2015

Hey fam how y'all doing?

02/02/2014

Oh she!

15/01/2014

I tried calling my girlfriend today using a
friend's phone and it displayed "My Love".
Wow! What a smart phone! How did it know I
was calling my love?

08/10/2013

Who is the funniest?
1. Tonga man who removed his shoes to
enter a taxi.....
2. Lenje man who went to the bank with a
spanner to open a bank account.
3.Namwanga man who went to bed with a
ruler just to know how long he slept
4. A Mambwe TV man who watched the
news and waved at the news reader.
5. AN Ila nurse who woke up a sleeping
patient simply because she forgot to give him
sleeping pills....
6. A Lozi man who lowered hisTV volume
because he wanted to read a text message..
9. AN Nsenga man who polished his shoes to
take a passport photo.
10. A Bemba man who climbed a mango tree
to check if the mangoes were ripe enough
then came down and started stoning it.....
11. A tokaleya man who chose to drink
because he thought sprite was unripe
12. A Bisa man who saw something that
looked like s**t, touched n tasted n said
"Hmmm" this is s**t ooo!!! Thank god I dint
step on it..!
13.A luchazi man who put his radio inside
the refrigerator because he wanted to listen
to Cool FM...lol

18/06/2013

Zambian Humour
My next-door neighbour Shibwalya had an
argument with his wife who got
too angry, packed her bags and went back
to her parents home.
Unfortunately for her, she had to pass her
husband's home everyday as
she went to and from work and even to the
shops. Days passed and still
Mrs Bwalya did not go back to her house
until Shibwalya realized that
she was not coming back and he decided to
go to Pep shop.
When he got to Pep, he bought five XXL
ladies panties in five different
colours. Then here comes Shibwalya's wife
passing by her house going to
her parents home only to see one XXL Red
panty hanging from the wash
line........she pretends to ignore it!
The
following day there is a XXL Pink panty
hanging on the line....she once
again pretends to ignore it but she is
fuming inside.
The next
morning there is a Blue panty hanging on
the line and guess what.
she couldn't hold it any
longer...... ....Shibwalya sees his fuming wife
approaching him,
"BaaaShibwalya. ........no fat woman of yours
will make me leave my
home, I am back........
"Courtesy of a Crazy Zambian"

27/04/2013

am done playing with mayadi kids ine.
I have this freind of mine ka, she stays in
one of these mayadis. So as we were talking
she went like, so...how you? And I said
hmmm, not too well, my tummy hurts think
I might have eaten too much so am a bit
stuffed. Then she said, "eh, tell me about
it..."
So I said, "I had a 30pin so me and 5 friends
of mine went to get food, that's why.." Then
she said, "30pin? And you are stuffed? Lol,
what exactly can you get in a k**a
30pin??"
Kawtwishi efyo mulya kwa, but at my place,
30pin is money, we just went pa corner and
asked the woman selling vitumbuwa ati,
"mami, nizingati bucket yonse??" And we
bought everything she had..
Kumwensu.

24/04/2013

Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter
asks what I'm doing. Foursquare asks
where I am. The internet has turned into a
crazy girlfriend.

ØñèÐïððý!!!

20/04/2013

Ghana Seize Over 110 Million Chinese-
Made Coñdoms
More than 110 million Chinese-made
condoms
have been seized in Ghana after laboratory
tests
revealed they were faulty, Ghanaian
officials have
said.
“There are holes in them and… the
condoms burst
easily,” a Food and Drugs Authority (FDA)
spokesman told the BBC.
The condoms were being distributed free as
part of
an HIV/Aids prevention campaign by the
Ghana
Health Service.
About 200 million of the faulty condoms
are
believed to have been imported into the
country.
The BBC’s Sammy Darko in the capital,
Accra, says
the condom packaging is white with a red
Aids
ribbon incorporated into the design and the
words
“be safe” also in red.
The FDA has issued an alert about their
safety.
Thomas Amedzro, head of drug
enforcement at the
FDA, said the condoms had been imported
via
Kenya from a Chinese manufacturer.
All imported condoms are supposed to be
tested by
the FDA before distribution, he said.
“Somehow there was a lapse; the batches of
the
condoms were not submitted as duly
required for
the appropriate testing to be conducted,” he
told
the BBC’s Focus on Africa programme.

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