Brian Classic Zm

31/05/2026

My friend slept in class. I took his phone and changed my name in his contacts to “dad”😝😝 then I texted him “ son, I just won 850 million dollars in the lottery. We are rich now. You don’t have to go to school anymore!” After my friend read that, he packed everything and walked out of the class. My teacher asked him where he was going. He turned back and gave her a
middle finger and said “shut your f**king mouth up!” Please help me call Police to rescue me.😂😂😂😂😝😝😝😁😆😆😆😆😆😆😝

27/05/2026

A few days ago I dropped my CV somewhere then after 12 days they called me to write a test, when we were finished they told us to bring our urine for alcohol testing, so I took my wife's urine because I'm always drinking alcohol. Guess what,when the results came back, they said I was pregnant

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26/05/2026

Let me confess before the ancestors. I tried to save money one month. I told my babe ‘This month we are budgeting’. She replied ‘Budget for what? Are we in parliament?’ Since that day I understood: Livingstone babes don’t do budget. They do ‘emergency’. Hair emergency, phone emergency, ‘my friend just bought new one’ emergency. Budget is for government. For babe, it’s ‘just transfer’ season all year.

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26/05/2026

Men do everything for themselves but you'll never hear any man calling himself an independent man....but these sisters of Eve🙌🙄

25/05/2026

They say behind every successful African man there is a woman. Correct. But behind every broke African man there is also a woman — collecting data, collecting transport, collecting ‘my sister just delivered’. Women are talented in making rich men poor and poor men wise. Choose your own category carefully.

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25/05/2026

25/05/2026

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📍Located at Livingstone City Market Shop Number 56 First Floor

08/03/2025

Happy Women's day
We appreciate your love and support
In our lives. Enjoy your Night 🌙 😘