03/31/2016
Grimm Bros is bringing Dragon Fin Soup to PAX East 2016! We're mentioned since, after wrapping up a current project, we will be helping them out with their game.
BREAKING NEWS: Rogue-Turtle-shaped-Planetoid Expected to Flash Earth.
Lead CosmicHerpetologist, Leonardo duBlastoise, predicts that massive planetoid could horribly transform all life as we know it at April 2016 in Boston, Mass.
Many fear close brush with our planet with result in catastrophic and doomsday-like settings, perfect for YA authors to repeat.
Massive testicle-like appendages expected to pe*****te the minds of gamers, over 1.6M feared infected so far.
Despite the expected casualties of numerous T-SHIRTS, POSTERS, KEYs, AND SECRET GAME CONTENT, unfortunate Presidential Front-runner Mr hopes to sue Rogue-Planet, because he thinks he can. Mr. also believes he can ‘build a cosmic wall’ and ban impending planet.
Numerous Cults across the world have banned together as well to pray the Rogue-Planetoid that has deemed as “ ” (A Sh*tLarge Uncaring As**at), in hopes the Rogue-Planetoid will ‘bestow’ it’s glorious wisdom. Recent reports say they have been covered in “white, sticky rain.”
Local Earth Hero, Code Guru, and Cosmic-Turtle Wrangler: Twitchy Thumbs Entertainment hoped to facilitate medical and emotional relief, such as: Mouth-to-Mouth, Intimate Cuddles, and Soothing Troll-banter.
More updates to follow....