10/18/2024
Emergency I.T. Specialist Job is Needed to be filled Desperately, however the job is not REMOTE, Onsite At All Times, and you must be non-Isreali, and non-Palestinian, and Non-Lebanese.
Anybody interested must come down to the basement shelter by Saturday morning betweeen 5am - 4pm to start, You will not be hired if you cannot pass the background check, and all areas are secured by Multiple Metal Detectors. There are no phone numbers to call, don't bother. This is due to the potential for security incidents and North Korean hackers stealing many IT Jobs over phone,. The address will be sent to your email, once you contact the Information on the Application.
No shorts, no tank tops, no slippers, no towels.. Dress to impress, this job will be monday -sunday 6am - 5pm mon-fri and sat and sun are 10-6. You must also be certified Red Cross and be able to resuscitate and perform CPR. Thanks for your interest, See You Saturday in the Bomb Shelter underneath the WEST BANK. bulletproof vESTS ARE ACCEPTABLE IF YOU BRING AN EXTRA FOR THE cHIEF INFORMATION OFFICER AS WELL. no REDBULL OR CAFFEINE ALLOWED. aBSOLUTELY no SMOKING CI******ES OR mA*****NA DURING work hours
location and more info will be explained when you come to the basement office asap. 🎲🦽⛵️🚤🚁🛸🚀✈️🛬🚅🛴🩼🚨🚔💸💵⌛️💰🪠🧬🧻🪣🎥💊🩺🩻🩹☢️☣️
