10/14/2026
One thing about me is I don't actually like seltzer -- of the La Croix or alcoholic variety (okay I'm 35 now so I *kind of almost* like seltzer)
But back in the early 2020s when I very much DID NOT like seltzer, an unexpected, and decidedly delicious, seltzer hit the market from none other than the maker of the world's okayest b**r -- Natural Light.
Seriously this seltzer had it all (in my not-at-all-humble non-seltzer drinking opinion): 6% abv for the perfect buzz, lower calorie than the robust b**rs I prefer, I never felt like sh*t the next day, it was affordable, and most importantly (and most magic) of all IT TASTED SO GOOD.
No weird carbon-y aftertaste. Pure magic I swear.
Sadly it disappeared in late 2023 and I've been a little sad ever since.
My completely uninformed but slightly-informed-because-I'm-a-marketer opinion is that Natural Light Seltzer was lumped in with okay b**r for a couple of reasons (perhaps bc the can doesn't fit the whole seltzer vibe) and therefore didn't make enough of a splash (see what I did there đ) to keep producing it.
In my quest to work more with AI to create fun things that (maybe) don't exist (anymore), I decided to create a love letter to đ» in hopes theyâll hear my plea, bring it back, and maybe (just maybe) give it the marketing campaign it deserves.
What say you Natural Light? Wish you were b**r đ«¶
Also used Auntie's Creative Department from Lauren deVane | founder @ The Bemused Studio for all of this and it SLAPS (do we still say that?)