Feral AF Designs

05/29/2026

It’s midnight on a Thursday, your kid has a tournament tomorrow, and you’re in the garage beating a baseball glove like it owes you money. 🥱💀 Stop the madness.

​Travel ball life is already expensive enough between hotels, gate fees, and top-tier gear. Why are we still breaking in gloves like it's 1995?

​The ImpactX changes everything. It attaches right to your saw to deliver rapid, controlled impact that molds Japanese kip or steerhide to your kid's exact hand shape—minus the weeks of blisters. 📉 Cut your break-in time by over 70% and bypass the overpriced shop fees entirely.

​Don't work harder than your kid's travel coach. Do it yourself, do it better, and get that glove pocket pocketing. 😤🔥

​👇 Click the link to unlock game-ready status in minutes.

https://feralafdesigns.etsy.com/listing/4499028278

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05/26/2026

Imagine still buying basic, mass-produced garbage in 2026… couldn’t be me. 🥱 Literally just say you love being forgettable and move on. 💀

Stop settling for average. It’s giving major NPC energy and frankly, it’s embarrassing. 🛑✋ It’s time to wake up, tap into your unhinged potential, and go absolute FERAL with ImpactX. ⚡️🐺 We don't do boring here, and neither should you.

If you want to actually stand out and embrace your inner chaos, you know what to do. 🔥 Click the link in our bio to shop the collection on Etsy 🛍️ or swipe over to our TikTok Shop 🛒 before the good stuff sells out completely. 💨
Ditch the ordinary. Lock in. Be feral. 🖤✨

https://feralafdesigns.etsy.com/listing/4499028278

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05/26/2026

🇺🇸 MEMORIAL DAY UNFILTERED. 🇺🇸

Drop the hot dogs 🌭 for a second and lock in 🔒. Today isn’t just a three-day weekend 🗓️ or a reason to fire up the grill 🔥—it’s about the absolute savages 💀 who paid the ultimate price so we can live, build, and grind in absolute freedom 🦅.

We don't take a single day for granted 💯. Today, we honor the heavy hitters ⚡ who gave everything 🪖.

We hope you had a badass, respectful Memorial Day 🇺🇸☠️.

🫡 🎖️ 💥 💪 🦅 🔥 🪖

05/25/2026

Lock into the dugout looking like a certified savage or keep digging through your trash bag of a equipment sack like a total amateur. Your call. 💀🔥

​Stop letting your pine tar stick roll around in the dirt, catching sunflower seed shells and grit like a cheap lint roller. It’s embarrassing. 🤮❌

​Meet the ImpactX Pine Tar Holder & Fence Hanger. 🛠️🏴‍☠️

​We took high-velocity, precision engineering, stripped away the corporate BS, and built a bulletproof, rapid-access holster that locks your stick down and hangs aggressively right on the dugout chain-link. Clean, lethal efficiency right where you need it when it's time to paint the tape and do damage. ⛓️⚡

​If you aren't bringing total drip and absolute dominance to the field, why even pack your bag? Upgrade your footprint. Leave the stock garbage to the benchwarmers. 😤💯
​👇 Claim the original ImpactX Holder before the next tournament cycle suffocates our inventory. 🛒💨

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05/24/2026

🛑 STOP HAND-FORMING YOUR GLOVES 🛑
Let’s be honest: your current glove-breaking-in method is 🤡 embarrassing 🤡. You’re either sitting on it like an oversized, leathery egg 🥚, stuffing it under a mattress like a teenager hiding a dirty magazine 🔞, or beating it with a mallet like a caveman discovering fire 🔨🔥.
And after all that? It still feels like a piece of cardboard shaped like a frying pan 🍳. You aren’t catching balls ⚾️; you’re playing hockey goalie 🏒 with your hand.
⚡️ ENTER THE IMPACTX GLOVE FORMING TOOL ⚡️
The ImpactX isn't some polite, gentle piece of plastic 💁‍♂️. It’s a precision-engineered weapon 💥 designed to bully your stiff-ass glove into absolute submission 😤🔥.
🧲 Flawless Pockets: It creates a pocket so perfect, balls will practically suck themselves into your glove just to escape your terrible defense 🦾.
⏳ Save Your Sanity: Stop wasting three weeks of your life sweating over a piece of leather 💦. The ImpactX does it in minutes, letting you spend more time actually playing (or pretending to practice) 🪵🔥.
❌ Zero Disappointments: Because nothing says "I give up" quite like dropping a routine pop-fly 🎈 because your glove wouldn’t close 💀.
"I used to break my gloves in by driving over them with my truck 🛻💥. The ImpactX saved my glove, my truck, and my dignity." — An actual player who stopped being an idiot 🧠.
🥶 THE ULTIMATUM 🥶
You can keep playing catch with a literal brick 🧱 on your hand, or you can buy the ImpactX Glove Forming Tool right now and actually look like you have some drip 💧 on the field.
👉 [ 🛒 BUY THE IMPACTX NOW : https://feralafdesigns.etsy.com/listing/4499028278 🛒 ] 👈
Before your glove costs you another error 📉 and your teammates start "forgetting" to invite you to post-game drinks 🍺🚪🏃💨

05/23/2026

🚨 THE MAFIA JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT BIGGER. 🚨

​CA just sent their absolute finest, and the ImpactX Mafia officially has a new heavyweight in the ranks. 🤫💼 Welcome to the inner circle, Josh! 🤝🔥

​The game is officially on notice. We don’t just show up to compete—we show up to take over, run the field, and leave the competition wondering what hit 'em. 😤❌

While everyone else is busy playing checker$, we're out here playing chess and collecting receipts. ♟️💰 No half measures. No soft energy. Just pure, unadulterated dominance from here on out. 💯🌋

​If you aren't with us, you're in the way. 🚧💀 Josh saw the vision, locked in, and chose the side of absolute savages. 🔥👑
​Drop some ⛓️ or 💪 in the comments to welcome the newest made man to the family. Let’s get to work and secure this absolute bag. 💼🦁

05/23/2026

At least he admits it works....

05/23/2026

Bro really thought he could CTRL+C my entire grind and nobody would notice? 💀😭

Imagine scrolling through Reddit only to find a whole-ass slideshow of your own blood, sweat, ideas, reposted by some dude acting like he just invented the wheel. 🤡
He literally admitted it in the slides. “Yeah, I totally stole this reciprocating glove tool idea, but look at my cool PowerPoint!” My brother in Christ, that’s not inspiration, that’s called intellectual property theft. 📈❌
Oh, "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery," right? 🥺
Everybody give a huge shoutout to the absolute parasite (u/jakopotamus). He couldn't engineer an original thought if his life depended on it.
It must be exhausting waiting around for someone else to build the blueprint, do the heavy lifting, and sweat over the designs just so you can CTRL+C your way into looking relevant. 📈❌
Keep drowning in my wake while you try to mimic the drip. You can steal the idea, buddy, but you can’t download the brain cells. 🪫🛠️


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03/05/2025

Finished up a couple of engraved and painted wood bats for our favorite local baseball team.

02/12/2025