06/01/2026
ATTENTION FRIENDS, FAMILY, COMPLETE STRANGERS, AND PEOPLE WHO ACCIDENTALLY FOLLOWED ME IN 2017:
I have once again filled the internet with shirts featuring burgers, skeletons, weird stuff, loud stuff, and the kind of artwork that makes people say, "I don't know what this is, but I kinda like it."
Unfortunately, my landlord continues to insist on receiving money instead of compliments.
So I'm humbly asking you to consider buying some of my merch.
Will it change your life? Probably not.
Will it make you at least 12% cooler? The science is inconclusive, but I believe so.
Every purchase helps support an independent artist and keeps me from having to become one of those LinkedIn people who calls themselves a "visionary thought leader."
Take a look. Share it if you can't buy anything. Buy something if you can. Mock me publicly if you must.
Shop:
https://www.merchyeah.com/ando
Thank You.
– Ando
Posters, mascots, and questionable decisions since 1998. I make merch for bands, bars, and anyone who likes their art with a little noise.