05/10/2026
So hear me out… I saw the national parks are having a contest with absurd flirting humor…. But I was thinking about how we are at “war” with Chicago.
I mean The Bean (Cloud Gate) vs. The Rock (Red Rocks). We will just have the city owned parks (chicago park districts vs Denver Mountain Parks) at war next!
I think we got this!
[Examples below of the absolutely unhinged thirst-trap TikToks national parks are posting.]