Smokey's Game Dungeon

Smokey's Game Dungeon You can find it all at Smokey's Game Dungeon in the Ohia Valley area.

We have acquired one adult male silverback gorilla and just got a restock on the prismatic elite boxes. So we decided th...
05/03/2025

We have acquired one adult male silverback gorilla and just got a restock on the prismatic elite boxes. So we decided that we are going to put the question to the test. Can 100 men defeat 1 gorilla in battle. So we will be selecting 100 of our followers at random and will be supplying 100 elite boxes and 10,000 big Smokey points to be split amongst the survivors. If you are following us, keep an eye on your messages for an invitation and a liability waiver form to be filled out. We will try to keep the gorilla contained until next Tuesday when we will be holding the event.

- Big Smokey

Congratulations to our employee of the month Kevin, who worked 67 hours this week because I'm enjoying vacation in Alask...
04/26/2025

Congratulations to our employee of the month Kevin, who worked 67 hours this week because I'm enjoying vacation in Alaska. Our customers love him! He loves being the first to pick up a ringing phone and that is because he is the only employee we have who is allowed to touch the phones and we pay him to do it.

He has a neck tattoo that to me is ironic because he really might be the biggest piece a s**t I ever met in my life.

As a reward for his dedication, his willingness to engage in violent conflict resolution, and regularly taking the fall in bad customer situations, we have increased his compensation by 1 additional Big Smokey Buck per day.

Way to go man.

Pokeman League Cup this upcoming Sunday. Doors open at noon so we can all go to church.WE have always had the best prize...
04/23/2025

Pokeman League Cup this upcoming Sunday. Doors open at noon so we can all go to church.

WE have always had the best prizes, it's true, but this time we are really upping our game!

1st place this weekend wins their very own Pokeman! His name is Champ and he has graced our store with his presence for the last 2 weeks.

Entry is $40, winner is responsible for catching the Pokeman themselves.

🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 We are sick and tired of scalpers cleaning all the Kroger machines and buying all the elite boxes f...
04/12/2025

🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
We are sick and tired of scalpers cleaning all the Kroger machines and buying all the elite boxes from Walmart. So starting tomorrow we are implementing HUGE tariffs on all Pokemon scalpers. It affects the kids. believe me, nobody’s been ripped off more than the kids! Sad! I take little Smokey to Walmart and boom, nothing but empty shelves. Why? Scalpers got there first! Well not anymore. We are now charging a 125% tariff on all Pokemon cards until scalpers agree to trade to us at 10%. Under my plan, we’re going to make Pokémon cards affordable again. Seriously, you’re not going to believe these prices. We have the best prices. No more bots, no more $500 boxes.

- BIG SMOKEY

04/11/2025

I have a confession. I once took the last ETB off the shelf at Walmart right in front of an 8 year old kid. He started crying and I left. There I said it

Monthly ban updateThe following are hereby banned from are store and we are seeking prostitution for damages.1. P JackOf...
04/09/2025

Monthly ban update
The following are hereby banned from are store and we are seeking prostitution for damages.

1. P Jack
Offense: cutting in line at Walmart because he "was late for class" so he could buy out the whole stock and scalp it. I saw the whole thing go down.

2. Lurlene Jenkins
Offense: Stuffed 37 Magic: The Gathering cards into her beehive hairdo. Claimed it was "just hair volume."

3. Sister Carol
Offense: came into the store drunk on Busch Light and tried to get handsy with the cashier. Spilled her beer on my $100 limited edition He-Man inflatable toy while being forcefully removed from the premises.

4. Billy Ray Thompson
Offense: Brought his pet raccoon to the Smash Bros. tournament and let it play as Pikachu. It won. Still banned.

5. Cletus VanHorn
Offense: Unplugging other players' controllers during Mario Kart official competitions.

6. Darla Sue Hollister
Offense: Attempted to return a broken PS2 claiming “the spirits told her it didn’t work.” It was a toaster.

7. Bo**er Dan
Offense: called me an ass wagon in public. Try me again, Bo**er. See what happens.

All bans are indefinite and can be removed by coming into the store and giving me $50.

I miss snack wraps
04/08/2025

I miss snack wraps

Thank you to the Ohia Valley Police for catching this criminal. He gave us 4 fake $100 bills for a Prismatic Evolutions ...
04/06/2025

Thank you to the Ohia Valley Police for catching this criminal. He gave us 4 fake $100 bills for a Prismatic Evolutions ETB. We were able to trick local gas station clerks into breaking them for us but it's about the principle

Thanks to Jake Lewis for pointing out that theseScumbags undercut our pre-order price by $0.05 so we are gunna show them...
04/04/2025

Thanks to Jake Lewis for pointing out that these
Scumbags undercut our pre-order price by $0.05 so we are gunna show them.

Pre order blowout

First 20 boxes are $399.90 in store only

- Big Smokey

We are proud to announce for a limited time only we have teamed up with Donatas to create the new Smokey Hot Honey pizza...
03/29/2025

We are proud to announce for a limited time only we have teamed up with Donatas to create the new Smokey Hot Honey pizza. Our du***ss cashier Kevin spelt our name wrong.

Use promo code smoky

-MGMT

Congratulations to Earl, who won our first ever Hillbilly Havoc cage match event. Earl went 3-0 in his matches with his ...
03/20/2025

Congratulations to Earl, who won our first ever Hillbilly Havoc cage match event. Earl went 3-0 in his matches with his signature move "The Scalper Suplex".

We didn't have any Bloomin Waters boxes left, so Earl won this awesome mystery box containing half a pack of Marlboro Reds, 100 Big Smokey points and my leftover Chinese food. $33.29 in value!

After Earl finished his noodles, he said "Sometime the pickle taste better cucumbered". We are really not sure what that means.

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A special thank you to Sister Carol, who let us use the alley behind her house for the event. She also generously provided delicious Busch Light to sell to everybody.

🚨 HUGE SALE ALERT🚨 Come on down to Smokey's Game Dungeon fer HUGE discounts off of market price. Pre - Orders are in sto...
03/20/2025

🚨 HUGE SALE ALERT🚨
Come on down to Smokey's Game Dungeon fer HUGE discounts off of market price.
Pre - Orders are in store only!
Journey together box - $299
Prismatic Eevee box - $799

Limited supply, first come first serve, no limits on pre-orders in store

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Chillicothe, OH

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 9pm
Tuesday 9am - 9pm
Wednesday 9am - 9pm
Thursday 9am - 9pm
Friday 9am - 9pm
Saturday 9am - 8pm
Sunday 9am - 8pm

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