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09/04/2025

The Trump administration is eliminating 532 jobs at Voice of America, gutting America's primary tool for broadcasting truth to 427 million people living under authoritarian rule. Federal courts have blocked these cuts as illegal, yet the administration continues dismantling this World War II-era age...

I've been on my best Punday behaviour, sporting my OTCAtheist design Abducted Christ, he's not coming back because he's ...
05/13/2025

I've been on my best Punday behaviour, sporting my OTCAtheist design Abducted Christ, he's not coming back because he's getting probed!

02/24/2025
Of all the laughable things crazy Xtian pastors do this one takes the cake, I laughed so loud in the entire block heard ...
01/25/2025

Of all the laughable things crazy Xtian pastors do this one takes the cake, I laughed so loud in the entire block heard me...

Pastor Lorenzo Sewell encouraged folks to buy his cryptocoin after praying for President Donald J. Trump.

11/15/2024

Sorry theists, jC ain't ever coming back.

Why?

Cuz he's horrifically terrified by all of you falling down worshipping and wearing the torture device that was used on him. He's haunted by repeating nightmares of hoards of Xtians taking turns nailing him up, flogging, and spearing him.

10/23/2024

Was god really the father of jC?

Mary's mother says she'd been sleeping with Samaritans.

Her father accused her of rolling in the hay with Roman soldiers.

Her friends say she'd been playful with the Pharisees.

So, until someone provides DNA proving they're the father, the question of who the baby's daddy is remains unanswered.

It's almost funny how many Christians accuse atheists of immorality when around every other corner, some sort of scandal...
10/11/2024

It's almost funny how many Christians accuse atheists of immorality when around every other corner, some sort of scandal comes from the pulpit. Texas in particular seems to take the lead.

It's been a year of change among church leadership throughout Dallas-Fort Worth, with at least three pastors facing charges related to their alleged actions.

10/07/2024

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