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17/11/2014

LETTER FROM A STUDENT TO HIS PRINCIPAL.

Dear Sir,

I am very happy I rite dis letter to u, how are u, ur wife and childs.

I am rite dis letter to told u dat am leave ur school foreva. Y becos in
ur school d teachers are cane us all very hard one and sometimes I wanted to cried but my frends tell me dat man is not crying so I neva cry.

D last time be tooday dat we rite english exams in d school dat I am get 2%, teacher tell me dat "my head is die".. Oh it pain me too much dat e tell me dat tin.

Shebi with dis my letter, abeg principal, I suppose get 2%? I no suppose get 100%? So dat is why me am go away forever to anoda school wich are not cane people hard and do wayo for exams.

On behalf of myselves, I say byes to u sir, me am gone foreva.

Yours fsithfully, ###XX

Who do you think wrote this letter?
A. Akpors
B. Jennifer (funke akindele)
C. Obasanjo
D. Dame Patience Jonathan

XMAS is around the corner nd guys are lukin 4excuse to brkup.you wil hear tinz lyk1,yu saw me sweeping nd you neva care ...
13/11/2014

XMAS is around the corner nd guys are lukin 4
excuse to brkup.you wil hear tinz lyk
1,yu saw me sweeping nd you neva care 2 collect
the broom and finsh sweeping IT'S OVER
2,You dnt bend properly when sleeping,you wil
have pride issues nd i cnt marry a proud woman
IT'S OVER
3,bby dinner is ready.what?...... At 28 you are stil
calling me bby am i your mate? Infact IT'S OVER
4,why would you tell me to watch champions
league when man utd is nt playing.u want to mock
me ryt? IT'S OVER
5,You smiled at the guy in the car while we are
trekking,we are done.IT'S OVER
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05/11/2014

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15/10/2014

IF I WAS THE FOUNDER OF FACEBOOK **

• No Under 16's.
• No More Than 5 Posts A Day.
• Ugly Chicks Upload their Pics Once A Month.
• No People Over the Age Of 30.
• I Read Your Inboxes.
• A Chick Who Gets Less than 10 Likes Will Be Banned For 3 weeks.
• No N**e Pics.
• No Texting When You In The Toilet or When You're Eating.
• You Wear Your Facebook Uniform Before Logging In.
• Strictly No Dating on facebook.
• After 10 We all Log Out (Closing Gates).
• You bath Before You Post.
• You Need To Have At Least 20
foreign Friends On Your Facebook.
• You're Not Allowed To Have More Than 500 Friends.
• You Need To Make An Affidavit To Have An Account and A doctor's
Note (Ebola).
• You can only login after church on sundays, and if u didn't go to
church, you can't login.
• Wash Your Hands Before Signing In.
• Then if you mess! your facebook automatically logs out..

14/09/2014

After two weeks in Dubai, Akpors came
back to Naija with a fake American accent.
He flew in late and while on his way home
was stopped by men of the Nigeria Police
Force.”Hey, where u dey go? one of the
officers asked Akpors. Stupid Akpors
instead of replying decided to try out his
new fake way of talking replied: “Wat de
f*ck do u mean, Yo talking tu me?” This got
the officers angry and they dragged Akpors
to the station and threw him in a cell.
There in the cell, Akpors kept on ranting
and shouting, “Yo bunch of sh*ts, I g*t the
damn right to make a phone call in this
cell. Get me a f*cking phone!!” This went
on until a BOSS (Oga) in the cell told one of
his boys in his husky and thunderous voice,
“Scorpion, abeg give this guy one phone
call”. Scorpion headed straight to Akpors’
corner and landed him a THUNDEROUS
SLAP” GBOOOOAAAAAAA”. The sound was
nothing far from the sound of a Thunder
strike, and then he asked Akpors “bros, e
done dey ring, abi make I redial?”
Akpors’ accent quickly changed and he
replied: “Bros abeg, e don connect”.

04/09/2014

A girl went to her brothers room unannounced one afternoon and she
found him busy watching p**n and ma********ng, the guy struggled to hide himself but it was too late, his sister smiled and asked him, "I'm also h**ny, do u feel like f*cking me?"

The guy was about to refuse but she locked the door and started to
undress herself All his common sense flew through the window and
agreed to it.

They got on the bed and had some hot s*x.

After that the guy rested and said to her, "I have a confession to
make, u are sweeter than mum."

She smiled and said "I know cos dad said the same thing".

GIVE A NAME TO THIS FAMILY.

HOW TO CREATE A PHP FORUM SITELets hit the mole,, Goto any hosting site.Eg NAZUKA.NET and PEAKHOST.IN ThenRegister or,, ...
27/08/2014

HOW TO CREATE A PHP FORUM SITE

Lets hit the mole,, Goto any hosting site.
Eg NAZUKA.NET and PEAKHOST.IN Then
Register or,, but before you go for
registration,, don't forget,, if you are a
mobile user make use of UC WEB , ,
2. Now after registration ,
check your email for
confirmation message and
click the link given to
activate your account.. - then Now after
you might
have been done with registration,, goto
your hoster and login your account
(control panel) when you login,, scroll down
you would see something like this "YOU D0
N0T HAVE ANY ACC0UNT HERE , CLICK
HERE" Now follow the click here link and
you would be redirected to a page where
you would see something like subdomain
and domain choose subdomain or leave it
like that.
And You would be shown a box and ontop
of the box,, you would see "www." in the
box,, put your preffered site name e.g
mysite ,, on the 3rd area you would
see .nazuka.net (where you are hosting
from).. after put your password and re-
write the code given to then Click submit
And that would be your site name. After
creating that,,
In the link send to your email You will find
the
following details under the comfirmation
link
domain: yoursite.nazuka.net
Ip Address:31.***.***.***
username: u933******
password: ********
Note: remember d following details
because you willl
be needing them when
ever u want to upload
scripts or edit yoursite
Next Stfp How to Login FTP
clients ,
e.g Zonesftp to upload
script and edit your site
here you will be needing the
details which you have noted
above. there are different type
of ftp client site, but they
require the same
informations for you to
login. Here are some of them:
http://mobftp.tk
http://shareftp.peakhost.in
http://hotftp
http://rootku
http://sharezonez
http://proudlymobile.net/ftp
How to Login
some textbox will shown
to you on any ftp client
site but only the
following are mandatory
and make sure you enter your details
accordingly to
avoid errors..
1. FTPserver:-
ftp.ursite.nazuka.net , ursite.ext
or enter the IP Address of your acct. e.g:
ftp.Sharezonez(spam blocked) or
31.170.163.33
Username: your username
e.g: u3923636369
3) Password:- enter the
password which u used
when creating the acct
4) directory:- public_html
5). Port: 21
you can leave other
textbox empty or with
their default values.. Then
you are Good to Go.
Then click Login or connect to login your
ftp
After loging in,, you will see a Default File
in 'Public_html' e.G default.php then
DELETE DEFAULT FILE FROM
PUBLIC_HTML
Next Step HOW TO UPL0AD YOUR SCRIPT
Now after deleting the default files,, Go
back to the first page where you see
"public_html"[b] in a textbox remove all
and put only [b]/[b] then click "Go"
after open you will see
[b]public_html[b]
and [b]DO_NOT_UPLOAD_HERE
then scroll down click upload and upload
your file.
Note-: Your file should be in .zip format
and the Maximum file allowed is 5mb,,
Now after uploading,, go back to the first
paqe aqain and reload or re-login.. Now
click on the file name e.g PBNL-V2.5.zip.
Now you would see three or more options,,
which are ?
"open file"
"extract file"
"download file"
choose "extract file"
it would show a box below where the write
Folder name: with your file name but you
without the .zip ,, e.g PBNL-V-2.5 ? delete
it and put... public_html
Note-: it must all be in small Leters the
click execute or unzip.
After clicking it, it will say
The archive was
extracted successfully..!!
then you are "Good" to "Go"
Next Step How to create Database
step would be to create Database for your
site,, Database is one part of the most
imp0rtant steps to make the site
successful. HOW TO CREATE YOUR
DATABASE After creating your site you
have to reload the page,, After that you
would see Switch ? click on Switch then ?
Located ? mysql Database ? click on mysql
Database ? it will display some form for
you to fill in the first box on top of it you
would see something like
"u123456789" (remember that is your user
name for FTP) Now in the first box you
would see username ,, just put any 5(five)
letter words e.g -( share). Second box
(name),, use the same name e.g share4u .
Now Password,, use your normal password
that you are using so that you wil not have
any problem while installing your script.
Now after creating mysql database,, Write
all your information down,, . After doing
that,, Another important thing is upload a
script called pbnl.sql... This script would
enable Registration on your site.
HOW TO UPL0AD PBNL.SQL
Note: before going to upload your
PBNL.sql chanqe your browser view from
mobile to pc view e.g operamini change
view by pressing #8 and unselect mobile
view,, Locate phpMyAdmin ,, it is beside
Mysql- DataBase... (for pc users) but for
mobile users,, just scroll down Click
"phpmyadmin ? then click
?Enter phpmyadmin ? then input your
password ,,... you would see an options
"see more"
?click on see more?
"import ?
click "Import ? now you would see a
page asking for your file,, simply make use
of the uploader and upload your PBNL.sql ,
then Scroll down and click 'G0'. After
uploading you would see "52queries
executed"
the you are "Good" to "Go"
HOW TO CONFIGURE YOUR WEBSITE
Now here is the hardest part to some
people,, e.g me (when i was a newbie)
login you account through ftp,, open your /
public_html look for folder with name
"moduls" ? open it ? locate connect.php or
settings.php or sometimes init.php but
most atimes,, your database settings are in
connect.php ,, but which ever you see your
database settings,,
don't get confused now when you open it,,
you would see something like this
////DATABASE SETTINGS////
global $config, $db;
$dbname = "name"; // Your Sql
DatabaseName
$dbuser = "db_user"; // Your sql
database username
$dbhost = "localhost"; // its always
localhost, except if your host states
otherwise
$dbpass = "password"; // Your
sql database password
COPY CODE:
Now you have to start editing it,, where you
saw $dbname = "name" ,, edit it to $db;
$dbname ="u12345678_Share";
remember,, ? [re]u12345678[/red] is your
username at my sql database we did ealier,
and share[/red was the database name you
used,, hope you remember
now where you see
$dbuser = "db_user",,
edit it to you database_user which should
be ?
[yellow]$dbuser="u12345678_share";[/
yellow]
which is your sql database username
now where you see
$dbhost = "localhost";[green]
,, all you have to do is change localhost
your hoster to e.g [red]mysql.nazuka.net it
should look like this
[yellow]$dbhost = "mysql.nazuka.net";[/
yellow] (remember- if nazuka.net is not
your hoster,, dont also forget to add mysql
[red] to the begining)
now,, where you see
[green]$dbpass = "password";[green]
which is Your sql database password just
change it to
[red]$dbpass = "password"
e.g [yellow]$dbpass = "Godswilshare4u"[/
yellow]
Now belive me,, you are done with your
database settings,, your site can connect
now,, but you have to do more easire
settings
you would see something like this
immediately you are done with your
database settings,,
[copas]http:////SITE SETTING////
$config-url = "http://
www.yoursite.com/"; // Your website
address with the trailing slash.
$config-title = "sharezonez(spam
blocked)"; // Your site title.
Preferably your domain
without .com/.net/.org/ etc
$config-css = "black"; // css
styles options.. black, white,
green, blue, or red..
$config-desc = "best wapmasters
lodge"; //
Your site description,
$config-lome = "You Have Been
Logged Out Successfully Please
Invite Your family and friends";
http://Message For User After
Logging Out
[/code]
ok,, lets get started,, now you get to see
[green]$config-url = "http:// www.url/";
[green]
all you have to do is edit it and change
http://www.url
Your website address with the trailing
slash it would then look like this
[yellow]$config- url =
"http:// www.site.nazuka.net/";[/yellow]
then you see
[green $config- title = "title";
just change it to your desired titile
Preferably your domain
without .com/.net/.org/ etc,, it should then
look like this -
[yellow] $config-title = "Sharezonez(spam
blocked)";[/yellow]
now you should have learnt how to do all
this
if you see something like,,
$config- twit = "username";
just change username to your twitter
username not url,, it would look like this
[yellow]$config-twit = "Godswillshare";[/
yellow]
now,, if you see
$config-fb = "username";
just change username to your twitter
username not url,, it would look like this
$config- fb = "Godswillshare";
now if you see
$config- owner = "owner";[green]
simply replace owner with your name e.g
[yellow]$config- owner = "GodswillShare";[/
yellow]
now you get to see
[green]$config- email =
"email@ gmail.com";
just change email to your email,, it would
then look like
[yellow]config- email =
"Godswillshare@ gmail.Com[/yellow]
lastly your mobile number
$config- mobile = " +234********";
just change +234********** to your number
e.g
[yellow]$config- mobile = "
+2348088375618";[/yellow]
so when you are through with that process
then you are "Good" to "GO"
Now enter your address bar and type your
site name e.g
www.mysite.nazuka.net/ install.php
then this will prompt you to supply your
database details you have created initially.
After opened put your admin name and
password then you have succesfully install
your website and you will be prompt to
delete your install.php file to prevent
hackers,,
please do so... Now you have a website,, i
know you are happy..

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27/08/2014

When I was a little boy I came down for breakfast one morning
and asked My grandmother; Grandma, where is mum and dad? She
replied; They are up in bed. I started to giggle, ate My breakfast and
went out to play. I came back in for lunch and asked My
grandmother; Grandma, where is mum and dad? She replied; They
are still up in bed. I started to giggle, ate My lunch and went out to
play. I came in for dinner and asked My grandmother; Grandma,
where is mum and dad? She replied; They are still up in bed. I started
laughing. My grandmother asked Me; Harry what is going on? Why is
it that every time I tell you they are still up in bed, you will start
laughing? I replied; Last night daddy came into my room and asked
me for vaseline and, I gave him super glue
Good morning Fans and how was the night

24/08/2014

Hw brillant u re 2 fil dis gap n 1mnte?
- - dom
P-n-s
S-x
F- -k
pu- s -
scrol down nd see
Ans
Random
Panks
Six
fork
Pulse.
I don't kn wat may be ur own answes, if differents 4rm dis,
may God 4gives ur evil thought in Jesus name Amen!

24/08/2014

LET'S BRUSH OUR BRAIN THIS MORNING.
FROM THE STUDENT OF THE YEAR

_______________________________

Let's see whose are the best

(1) Amina use to be "hand in glove with her boyfriend".
a. cheat her boyfriend
b. fight her boy friend
c. be closed relation with her boyfried

(2) The doctor........the illness as maleria not yellow fever
a. eximind
b. discovered
c. diagonosed

(3) He has stopped drinking...... .?
a. does he
b. hasn't he
c. has he

(4) Both musa and Ado promised to attend the party, but........of
rhem came
a. either
b. all
c. neither

I wish you good luck.

24/08/2014

Later they will say I don come. Yes, I don come
again. I just get few simple questions. Our own
President fell sick and he sarewagba fly to
Germany. So where should the rest of us fly to
now that 16,000 doctors have been sacked?
Then why is it that this same government that is always saying that
they have spent billions
transforming the health sector, why is that Jona
is always running to Germany (with his wife of
course) and David Mark prefers Israel. So they
are telling us that as big as Nigeria is, there is no
single hospital where they can be treated? So what happens to the
billions they keep
spending on the A*o Rock Clinic? Abi na Phensic
& Daga dem dey buy keep there? Why do we
like deceiving ourselves? If the health system is
good, we will all know. As sick as Mandela was,
he was managed in South Africa BY SOUTH AFRICAN DOCTORS. What
our leaders are telling
us is that the rest of us can go and DIE. When I
say that there is no single world-class hospital in
a country of 180 million people, they will say I
hate him. They will say I should shut up that the
government has transformed everything. I don't hate anyone, criticism
is not hatred and the
truth must be told. A lot of Nigerians (I even
posted some of them this week) are dying
because they cannot raise a few millions for
kidney transplant in India. You sef ask yourself,
if your kidneys pack up now, where will you get N7 million? Is it not
better for you to call for
good governance with a solid health system
than for you to keep deceiving yourself that 'it
is not my portion'? Or you are holier than those
on dialysis, painfully waiting for an end to a
stress-filled life? By the way, a lot of African leaders baffle me. Go to
America. American
doctors treat their presidents. In fact, it is a
matter of national security. Go to India. Indian
doctors treat their Prime Ministers. Australia.
Same. France. Same. Austria. Same. But come to
Nigeria. Our presidents are treated by Germans, Israelis, Saudis,
British, French and Americans.
The funny thing is that in many of these
countries, they actually depend on Nigerian
doctors, which are some of the best in the
world. Let's think. This thing no make sense. I
am calling on the thinkers of Nigeria, let's think.

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