09/06/2025
"Na My Phone Make My Crush Reply Me"
Omo! I no go lie, this life na packaging 😭
I dey crush on one babe for church since last year.
I don toast am once… she say “God’s time is the best.”
I know say na excuse. My Infinix screen be like who fight war.
One day, I borrow my guy UK used iPhone XR to snap fine pic.
I post am with small caption: “New levels, new energy.”
5 mins later… Bae liked am.
10 mins later… She enter my DM:
"Wow you’ve upgraded ooo 👀🔥"
Me: 😎
Her: “So when are we going out?”
God: My son, it is time.
Sharp sharp I go Lee's Gadgets .
Dem sort me clean. Phone fresh like cold fanta.
Now, even my real girlfriend dey suspect say I dey do Yahoo 😭
Moral of the story?
No be juju. Na your phone dey block your destiny.