23/06/2016
Naija Jokes: The Trial Of An Igbo, Yoruba
And
Hausa Man
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an
Hausa man
were lost in a forest and then captured by
cannibals. The king of the cannibals told
the
prisoners that they could live if they
pass a
trial. The first step was to go deep into the
forest and get ten pieces of the same
kind of
fruits. The three men went their
separate ways
to gather fruits. The Yoruba man came back and said to
the
king,”I brought 10 apples.”
Then the king explained the trial to
him,”You
have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be
killed.
The first apple went in, but on the
second one,
he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten
berries. When the king explained the
trial to
him, he thought to himself that this
should be
easy…. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8and on the ninth berry, he
burst out in laughter and was killed.
The Yoruba man and Igbo man met in
heaven
and the Yoruba man asked,”Why did
you laugh? You almost got away with the trial.”
The Igbo man replied,”I couldn’t help
it, when I
saw the Hausa man coming with
Watermelons!”
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