16/03/2025
Breaking News !!!
ANOTHER DNA PROBLEM
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Breaking News!!!
A 61year old retired banker Chief Segun Balogun who lives in Lekki secretly did a DNA test for his 4 kids; the results came out negative for all of them - 3 boys and 1 girl.
The test was carried out at a famous hospital on Victoria Island.
He became so angry that he beat the children mercilessly, threw them out of the house, and told them he was not their father.
The wife, Kemi, came back from the market, and on reaching home, she didn't see any of the children.
She asked her husband the whereabouts of the kids, and the next thing she saw was a knife in her husband's hand; before she could run, it was too late.
She saw herself falling to the ground with blood oozing from her neck.
Neighbours who were attracted by the shouts and commotion held down the man and rushed the woman to the hospital while the police were invited.
While Segun was writing a statement inside the DPO's office, the DPO checked his phone and saw 20 missed calls from the same number.
Segun could not recognize the unsaved number when it was shown to him, but while they were contemplating whether to return the call, the phone ran again. He was prevailed upon to pick up the call - the hospital had been trying to reach him since he collected the DNA result.
It turned out that due to a mis-tag, he was handed the wrong result.
His was positive all through, meaning all his children belonged to him!
The man shouted, what?!!!
A mistake, or what did you say?!!
Tears ran from his eyes; his hands began to shake.
To compound matters, two of his friends dashed in from the hospital where the wife was rushed to announce she had given up the ghost 15 minutes earlier.
He thought of his dead wife and the children he threw into the street, and his body started shaking so violently that he fainted.
Alas, Guess what!?
When he opened his eyes, he was sweating profusely but lying on his bed in his room,
IT WAS ALL BUT A DREAM
