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06/10/2019

Editor’s note: Nigerian Governors, as custodians of the people’s mandate at the state level, have so much expectations placed on their shoulders. These |

06/10/2019

Nigeria News - It took Israel Adesanya less than two years and only seven fights to become the best middleweight in the UFC.

24/02/2019

The Problems Of Nigeria Started With Confusion In Speaking English...

British: Extreme
American : End
Nigerian : Extreme end

British: Knicker
American: Short
Nigerian: Short knicker

British : Salon
American : Barbershop
Nigerian: Barbing salon

British: Bend
American: corner
Nigerian: Bending corner

British: so,
American: Therefore
Nigerian: So therefore,

British: Still
American: Yet
Nigerian: Still Yet

British : Should
American: incase
Nigerian: Should incase

British: Return
American: Backward
Nigerian: Return backward

British : Henceforth
American : From now on
Nigerian : From now henceforth

British: Reverse
American: Turn back
Nigerian: Reverse back

British: tell me the reason
America: tell me why
Nigeria: tell me the reason why

British: Ten Pounds each
American: Ten Dollars each
Nigerian: Ten Ten naira each.

You see where our problem started?

Add yours

23/12/2018

HELLO GUYS👍🏼

*Pls I need your help, I am participating in a Bible quiz tomorrow morning.*

*The fish that swallow Uncle Jonah, Is it Titus or Kote???*

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28/02/2018

Girls say “hi" and boys will give u any colour
Orange - I love u.
Red - Are u single?
Green - U look good.
Blue - Can I get ur number?
Purple - Be my partner
Black - Inbox me now
Let the game begin

30/01/2018

Dem say lassa fever don dey garri after I buy half bag for house...I come say make I test am if na tru,I soak garri put milk inside cm give my dog Bingo , make him first test am. 45mins later, bingo still dey waka, dey jolly. Nai i drink my own. After i don drink am finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey! I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like sweet for my mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my bedroom. I dey think say my life don finish. I come outside. Nai my gate man com they tell me say the driver wey kill bingo wan come beg me! If na u, wetin u go do the gate man? Don't laugh alone????.......

30/01/2018

Read with patience 🍀
USED vs. LOVED

While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car.

In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times;
not realizing he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.

When the child saw his father...

with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'

The man was so hurt and speechless;
he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.

Devastated by his own actions.....
sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches;

the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.

The next day that man committed su***de. . .

Anger and Love have no limits;
choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life.....

Things are to be used and people are to be loved.

But the problem in today's world is that,

People are used and things are loved.

In this year, let's be careful to keep this thought in mind:

Things are to be used,
but People are to be loved.

Watch your thoughts; they become words.

Watch your words; they become actions.

Watch your actions; they become habits.

Watch your habits they become character;

Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

I'm glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder.

God bless you.

If you don't pass this on nothing bad will happen;

if you do, you might change someones life.

Do u know the relationship between your two eyes?
They blink together, move together, cry together, see things together & sleep together.

Even though they never see each other.

Friendship should be just like that!

Life is vanity without FRIENDS.

Who is your best friend? Send this to all your good friends. Even me, if I am one of them. See how many u get back. If u get more than 7, then u are really a lovableperson!🌺🐾🌺

30/01/2018

ISN'T IT❓

❗Isn't it strange how N500 seems like such a large amount when we give it as offering, BUT such a small amount when you go shopping?

❗Isn't it strange how 2hrs seem so long when you're at place of worship BUT how short they seem when you're watching a good movie?

❗Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're to make supplication to God, BUT you have no trouble thinking of what to gist about with a friend?

❗Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Scriptures, BUT how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel or magazine?

❗Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets to concerts, film house or games, BUT they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in the holy gathering?

❗Isn't it strange how everyone wants a place in Paradise, BUT they don't want to believe, do, or say anything to get there?

❗Isn't it strange how we send jokes in emails, BBM,whatsapp, BC and they are forwarded right away,BUT when we are going to share messages about God, we think about it twice before we share it with others?

❗IT'S STRANGE, ISN'T IT?

👉Now that you've read this message, forward 📩 it to anybody that you consider a friend. Let's build up our spiritual life cos its very necessary..

I believe 😇 this will strengthen more than a soul.

If you miss heaven you can never miss hell... think about it. Hell is not a pretty place.

Do the work of an
evangelist.

PLEASE SHARE THIS MESSAGE WITH ALL YOUR CONTACTS.

Have you ever wondered 💭
😇what would have happened if we treat the Holy Bible the way we treat our mobile phone?☎📱

And we really can't live without d BIBLE.

PLZ NOTE THAT Only 7% will re-send this message.📩

Don't be AMONG the 93% who will not share the message.

Satan said "I wonder
💭
😇 how humans claim to Love💖 God and disobey Him, and claim they hate💔 me yet they obey me"

Do not send later. Send now.

May Almighty God grant GOOD success 2 every1 who resends