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24/06/2013

24/06/2013

Like if you understood..

24/06/2013

This bridge connects two countries where in 1 country keep to the left is rule and in other country keep to the right is the rule.. Engineering..

24/06/2013

Understood..?

24/06/2013

Highly disapointing situations-

1. Ur Bst frnd weds ur lover

2. A close friend avoiding
widout reason ;(

3. 10 mark question asked for
2 mark

4. Principal sitting near u on
tour

5. Xtremly gud lukin guy/gal
crosing u wen u r wid ur mom/
dad

6. Teachrs distributing ur test
papers in front of your juniors

7. Frnd calling on b'day n not
wishing :@

8. Dear 1 suddenly stopped
msgng

9. Leaving dis post without
liking it too

24/06/2013

A Software Engineer was smoking

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A Lady Said: "Can't U See the Warning!
Smoking is Injurious to Health..!!
He Replied: "We bother Only
about ERRORS.. Not WARNINGS.."

24/06/2013

A Sudent Was Throwing Paper Airplanes In Class .

So Teacher Gave Him Punishment
To Write 5000 Times
"I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class..."
And Submit It Tomorrow.

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written


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07/06/2013

Accept..

07/06/2013

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07/06/2013

Difference between insult & achievement??
If u cry seeing ur question paper itz an insult.
BUT
If u make ur teacher cry seeing ur answer paper itz an achievment .

07/06/2013

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has
water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor?
That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the
carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a
carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the
car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."

07/06/2013

Go home casio.. you are drunk..