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Inside DITECH'S Lecture room 1
02/10/2012

Inside DITECH'S Lecture room 1

02/10/2012
June/July ICDL Presentation
02/10/2012

June/July ICDL Presentation

03/08/2012

CAN THIS BE TRUE???

A Dell customer called to say he couldn’t get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the “send” key.

03/08/2012

Jokes!! Jokes!! Jokes!!

You know you have been on the computer too long when...

When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.

When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"

When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.

When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.

When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.

When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.
..You're writing a homework assignment, and get the end of the line in the middle of a sentence, tack on a '\', and continue writing on the next line.

14/05/2012

Promotion!!!!! Promotion!!!! Promotion!!!!
Learn 5 modules in ICT for only 50 Ghana cedis at Ditech Information Technology

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