Crafted Dimensions

Crafted Dimensions Small (and often vulgar) 3d Print Shop in Jarrow UK
🏠Home of EdgeStim
Fully-Insured ✅
Local Shipping Available ✅
Proud to be UKCA compliant ✅
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05/10/2026

🖨️👀 WHAT ACTUALLY GOES INTO A 3D PRINT...

You see the finished print sitting there looking all fancy…

What you don't see is the printer spending hours going:

“beep… layer… beep… layer… beep…” 😂

So here's a little time-lapse of some of our prints going from a roll of plastic → something you can actually hold! 🧵➡️🖨️➡️✨

Every piece is printed by Crafted Dimensions right here in the UK, one layer at a time.

And yes… while this video makes it look ridiculously quick, unfortunately the printers haven't discovered a “make it in 30 seconds” setting yet. 🤣

We print all sorts of weird, wonderful and occasionally completely unnecessary things…

…and we absolutely love it. ❤️

Crafted Dimensions
🖨️ 3D Printed
🇬🇧 Made in the UK
📦 Available locally & nationwide

🤣🎄 APPARENTLY IT'S CHRISTMAS NOW... 🎄🤣Right, apparently I have been overruled.Despite my very reasonable argument that w...
03/10/2026

🤣🎄 APPARENTLY IT'S CHRISTMAS NOW... 🎄🤣
Right, apparently I have been overruled.
Despite my very reasonable argument that we should probably GET HALLOWEEN OUT OF THE WAY FIRST, the Mrs has decided that Christmas is now officially allowed onto the Crafted Dimensions page. 🙄😂
So... here we go.

🎅 CHRISTMAS GIFT LABELS! 🎅
Perfect for making your presents look slightly more organised than the person wrapping them probably is. 👀🤣

🏷️ 6x4 self-adhesive Christmas labels
💷 10 for just £1!
And because apparently we're feeling generous...

🎁 EVERY ORDER OVER £5 GETS A FREE CHRISTMAS KEYRING! 🎁
Yes, FREE.

No, I wasn't consulted.
Yes, the Mrs has apparently taken control of Christmas. 🤣
So if you're getting ahead of the Christmas shopping, wrapping presents, or just want to annoy me by mentioning Christmas in October... these are available now! 😂🎄

Crafted Dimensions
3D printed in the UK 🇬🇧

02/10/2026

🐉❄️ ICE DRAGONS HAVE LANDED! ❄️🐉

Check out these gorgeous Ice Dragons! 💙🤍

Printed by US, right here in the UK 🇬🇧 using our own 3D printers, these aren't mass-produced imports sitting in a warehouse somewhere. Every one is printed, checked and prepared by Crafted Dimensions. 🖨️✨

And because we know safety matters, especially when you're buying for children, these dragons have been tested against the relevant UKCA requirements. ✅🇬🇧

So you're getting a proper UK-made 3D printed dragon, produced by a small local business and checked before it reaches you. ❤️

❄️ ICE COLOUR RANGE
From cool icy blue through to crisp white, with each dragon having its own unique blend of colours.

🐉 £8 EACH 🐉

Perfect for dragon lovers, collectors, fantasy fans... or anyone who simply needs a tiny articulated dragon in their life. 😂

🇬🇧 MADE & PRINTED IN THE UK
🖨️ PRINTED BY CRAFTED DIMENSIONS
✅ TESTED AGAINST RELEVANT UKCA REQUIREMENTS
💷 ONLY £8 EACH

📍 Crafted Dimensions
🚚 Delivering across the North East

🦆⚡ ENERGY DUCKS HAVE LANDED! ⚡🦆These aren't your ordinary rubber ducks… these little guys have had WAY too much energy! ...
28/09/2026

🦆⚡ ENERGY DUCKS HAVE LANDED! ⚡🦆
These aren't your ordinary rubber ducks… these little guys have had WAY too much energy! 😂

Inspired by the iconic Monster-style energy drink designs, these chunky little ducks are ready to bring some serious attitude to your shelf! 😎🦆
🖤💚 £5 EACH 💚🖤

Perfect for collectors, duck enthusiasts, energy drink fans… or anyone who apparently needs another duck in their life. 🤣

⚠️ Disclaimer: No actual energy drinks were consumed by the ducks during printing. We cannot say the same for the person running the printer. 😂

📍 Crafted Dimensions
🖨️ 3D printed locally

👹🥤 MONSTER CAN HOLDERS! 🥤👹We've had these knocking about individually, but now they're together in all their monstrous g...
25/09/2026

👹🥤 MONSTER CAN HOLDERS! 🥤👹
We've had these knocking about individually, but now they're together in all their monstrous glory! 😈

🖤 THE CLAW – £7
Because apparently your Monster needs to be grabbed by a giant terrifying claw. 👀

😈 THE MEDEVIAL MOVER – £8
A little more demonic, a little more dramatic… and definitely not your average can holder! 🔥

👹 THE STANDARD – £5
For those who like their Monster held securely without summoning anything from the underworld! 😂

All made right here by Crafted Dimensions using our 3D printers! 🖨️
Which one would you be taking home? 👀

💷 £5 | £7 | £8

25/09/2026

🥟💖 SLIME BAO BUNS! 💖🥟

Okay… these might be some of the cutest little fidgety things we've printed! 😍

Our SLIME BAO BUNS / DUMPLINGS are here! 🥟✨

🌈 Gorgeous colourful slime-style designs
🤲 They FLOW through your fingers like slime when you play with them
🎋 Each one comes with its VERY OWN bamboo-style PLA holder
🖨️ 100% 3D printed by Crafted Dimensions

They don't squish… they FLOW! 😍

There's just something ridiculously satisfying about watching these little bao buns move through your fingers! 😂🥟

💷 ONLY £10 EACH! 💷

Which one would you pick? 👀

So, it turns out my 3D printer isn't just a machine; it's a profound, abstract performance artist. This latest piece, ti...
24/09/2026

So, it turns out my 3D printer isn't just a machine; it's a profound, abstract performance artist. This latest piece, titled 'Existential Dread in White PLA,' just sold for a cool $1.2 million in my living room. Commissions are now open for other unique 'spaghetti' installations. DM for details. Serious inquiries only. 🤣🤣

👻💀 CREEPY MAGNETS HAVE LANDED! 🧟‍♂️🐺We've got some seriously spooky little characters fresh off the printers! 👀🐺 Werewol...
24/09/2026

👻💀 CREEPY MAGNETS HAVE LANDED! 🧟‍♂️🐺
We've got some seriously spooky little characters fresh off the printers! 👀
🐺 Werewolf
👻 Ghost
🧟 Zombie
💀 Grim Reaper
And yes... some of them GLOW IN THE DARK! 😱💚
Printed by us here at Crafted Dimensions from models by 3D Misfits 🖨️✨
🧲 £3 EACH 🧲
Perfect for the fridge, noticeboard, or anywhere else that needs a little extra spooky energy. 😂
Turn the lights off and things get considerably creepier... 👀💚
🎃 Perfect for Halloween, spooky season, or just because normal magnets are boring!

🚨🍩 THE MOB HAS ARRIVED! 🍩🚨Well... it seems some very familiar yellow characters have wandered into the Crafted Dimension...
20/09/2026

🚨🍩 THE MOB HAS ARRIVED! 🍩🚨

Well... it seems some very familiar yellow characters have wandered into the Crafted Dimensions workshop... and they've dressed for business! 😎🕴️
Featuring:
🖤 One very serious gentleman in a fedora
🖤 One mischievous young lad who definitely isn't up to any good
🖤 And one towering blue-haired boss lady keeping everyone in line! 😂

These are large, highly detailed display pieces, printed in multiple parts and carefully assembled.

⏱️ Over 44 hours of printing ⚖️ More than 1.1kg of PLA 🔥 A lot of patience, coffee and printer noises!

💷 Full set: £60 / £25 Homer / £25 Marge / £15 Bart
Would these look good on your shelf? 👀

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