Red Gorilla UK Ltd

Red Gorilla UK Ltd Provider of telecommunications, Energy, Merchant service and IT solutions to the S.M.E. sector from our base in Denmead, PO7 6XP.

Supplier of business utilities in a principled fashion, in an unprincipled market place.

05/02/2026

Your Online Store Could Be Losing £100s in Gateway Fees Every Month

Most platforms charge per-transaction extras. Gorilla Pay doesn’t.

High-volume online sellers are hit hardest: Stripe, PayPal and Worldpay take an extra 25p–50p per transaction, eating into margins with every customer checkout.

Gorilla Pay offers a fairer gateway setup with no per-transaction authorisation charge, transparent pricing and UK support.

They’ll analyse your current setup and run a direct comparison so you can see exactly what you could save.If your online sales are growing, reducing gateway fees is one of the easiest wins.

gorillapay.co.uk

05/02/2026

Pubs: Those Small Card Payments Are Costing You More Than You Think

Cut the fees on pints, snacks and quick rounds.

Pubs see constant small transactions — a couple of pints, a packet of crisps, a quick top-up at the bar. But with card use soaring since Covid, every one of those small payments adds up in fees.

Gorilla Pay helps pubs cut those costs with transparent pricing, no PCI DSS charges and a simple 30-day contract.

Over 2,000 UK businesses already trust them and many pubs save £100s each month.

See what you could save on those quick taps at the bar.

gorillapay.co.uk

05/02/2026

Every Tap Matters: Stop Losing Profit on Small Card Transactions

Pubs need fair pricing that works at busy bars.

Busy bars mean lots of low-value card payments — and for many pubs, that’s where the fees mount up fastest. Gorilla Pay keeps your costs in check with clear, no-nonsense pricing and no hidden extras creeping into your bill.

With UK-based support, a 30-day contract and a 60-day satisfaction guarantee, it’s a switch that makes sense before the next rush hits.

Let Gorilla Pay show you how much your pub could keep each month.

gorillapay.co.uk

IT’S THE END OF THE YEAR, THE TIME WHEN YOU ASK YOURSELF.Am I doing the right job?Is it going to get me where I need to ...
24/11/2025

IT’S THE END OF THE YEAR, THE TIME WHEN YOU ASK YOURSELF.

Am I doing the right job?
Is it going to get me where I need to be?
Can I rely on the company I work for?
Do the company that I work for do something Worthwhile?
Am I being paid what I’m worth?

IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE ANSWER TO THOSE QUESTIONS, THEN ANSWER THE NEXT ONES.

Can you work hard?
Can you learn difficult things?
Is integrity important to you?
Are you brave?
Can you come to work every day?
Can you change?
Do people like you?

IF THE ANSWER TO THOSE IS YES, THEN READ ON.

We don’t care How old or young you are, whether you are male or female, what colour or creed you are, or what your work history is, we might have a home for you.

THE ONLY QUALIFICATIONS WE NEED ARE.

Great work ethic.
Common Sense.
Enthusiasm.
Intelligence (not the same as Qualifications)
I have two jobs right now that could change your life
It’s a Jungle Out There

Danny 02392 253322 [email protected]

HIRING!JUNIOR GORILLA FOR OUR TROOP!  We do things a little differently around here, many of the things that we do will ...
30/06/2025

HIRING!
JUNIOR GORILLA FOR OUR TROOP!
We do things a little differently around here, many of the things that we do will not be popular with young people looking for a job. However, their parents and guardians will understand why we do the things we do, and why they are important.
Qualifications required.
We do not want a degree or even a hat full of exam passes, our success with young people has come with people who are a little bit lost, falling through the cracks but have a spark inside of them.
They must be a hard worker, even if they don’t know it yet!
They will have to come to work on time, 5 days a week, and every week!
We do not do duvet days, emotional days, working from home or birthdays off!
They will have to learn things in their own time. (Homework, yes really homework!)
They will have to read books in their own time too and write a book report!
They will have to serve their time and do all of the unpopular tasks around the office, you know the ones that no one wants to do.
Make coffee for the team and do lots of mind-numbing tasks.
They need to live in commutable distance to Waterlooville and have their own transport.
If you are good enough you are old enough.
If you haven’t ruled yourself out at this stage keep going.
What will they get in return?
It takes about a year and although they won’t earn a fortune in that year they will earn a good wage.
They will understand the mechanics of running a business.
They will understand why those mind-numbing tasks are so important to the running of a business.
They will be confident.
They will be equipped to go out into the world and be successful.
They will be able to talk with anyone.
They will understand the importance of honesty and ethics.
We will give you a well-rounded, educated young adult primed for success, armed with the tools needed to excel.
“Those are some bold claims, where is your evidence?” I hear you say.
Our track record In his process is excellent.
The living proof works here today and will be happy to speak to you and break down their experience.
We have taken three people through this process, two of them were entrusted to us by their parents who had worked for me previously.
Those parents will happily talk to you and talk about their experience and how we have changed their young person.
If you know a young person who is numerate and literate, who has a modicum of common sense, is prepared to work hard to change their life and has their own transport. Please talk to me.
When we employ young people, their guardians are as much part of the recruitment process as is the young person. You will have many questions, and I am happy to answer them before you involve your young person or with them.
Please call 02392 253322 or email me at [email protected]

Q
18/05/2025

Q

11/02/2025

WOKE

A state of awareness achieved only by people stupid enough to find injustice in every thing other than their own actions !

13/07/2021

Good luck with the launch of your new Business Editlaser. From everybody at Red gorilla

27/05/2021

If you own a business STOP and Watch. 02392 253322

GOT ONE OF THESE? Sent by a large energy supplier to customers who believe that they entered into a fixed price contract...
21/09/2020

GOT ONE OF THESE? Sent by a large energy supplier to customers who believe that they entered into a fixed price contract.

Dear...,

Important information about your electricity tariff
We promise to always be transparent about our pricing. To make sure we keep this promise, we’re writing to let you know that your electricity tariff is increasing.
There has been an unprecedented reduction in electricity demand due to the Covid-19 pandemic and subsequent business closures across the country. This has led to increases in the cost of renewable energy schemes and network charges across the industry that could not have been anticipated at the time we started supplying your services.
The increase in electricity costs is beyond our control. Unicom has never previously increased prices for in contract customers and so this is a decision that we have not taken lightly.
Your rates will increase by 1p/kWh and will apply from 1 October 2020.
We appreciate that price increases are never welcome. Your business is important to us and we want to thank you for your loyalty and understanding.
If you want to discuss this matter further, please call and we will be more than happy to speak to you.
Yours sincerely

Need Help?

[email protected] 02392 253322

It's A Jungle Out There !

Can you build an amazing website? Can you produce high quality video content? Can you produce written content that is en...
13/07/2020

Can you build an amazing website? Can you produce high quality video content? Can you produce written content that is engaging? Can you manage social media campaigns on each of the available platforms that make people look? Are you enthusiastic? Can you work in a team? Most importantly do you have the imagination to take the most boring subject in the world and make people want to look at it.

Subconscious Incompetence.
This is me when I was a wise man. (I'm the one who looks like he is wearing a garland of white flowers in my hair) Thank you Mum. It was a great place to be. I think that most people remember this state of being. It's the start of a journey that we make many times in our life. It's called Sub-conscious incompetence, commonly known as blissful ignorance. Life was good then. The only thing to worry about was where is my Space Hopper, what's for lunch, and can I get to the bucket in the sand pit first at playtime.

It's a wonderful state of being. It's that lovely time before you know that there is a problem or that you don't know that you can't do something.

Conscious Incompetence
Unfortunately the next stage on the journey is conscious incompetence. The day that you realise that there is a problem or that you can't do something. Not such a great place! That normally means that we have to practise, study, repeat, train and get out of our comfort zone until we know that we can handle the problem or task. I came through this journey many times and failed many times. My daughter, who is five, is amazed at my ability to recite my times tables. She is equally unimpressed at my inability to play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on her keyboard.

This is a tough time, and the hurdle at which most people fall at.

Conscious Competence
If we are dedicated to the cause we sometimes end up here. This is where we can execute a task, but only if we concentrate and think constantly about what we are doing . This is also a very difficult and tiring place to be and is as uncomfortable as conscious incompetence, the only difference is that the results are better.

Still a really tough place to be.

Subconscious Competence.
For the few that are dedicated enough to do the time consuming and difficult tasks of learning, practise, and training. The ultimate destination of subconscious competence is the blissful destination. This is when you can do your job brilliantly without having to think about it.

When you have arrived at your destination we have a very special word that we use to describe you. You are called an Expert, then you truly have value.

The Pay Off.
We, at Red Gorilla are experts in Business Utilities. It might not sound like the most exciting thing to be an expert in, but through many years we have become experts in our field. We make a very proud boast and it is this.

If you own a small to medium sized business and you are not one of our customers. Then you are an idiot or you have never heard of us.

Please don't be upset at that proclamation if you already know us, because it is probably our fault.

I have never spent thirty minutes with somebody who, at the conclusion of our meeting didn't become one of our customers. It's simple most people run their business in a state of subconscious incompetence when it comes to their utility accounts. It's a real case of smoke and mirrors perpetrated by nearly all of the utility suppliers. Once I lift the veil, expose the extent of their risk and the person that I am speaking to understands the reality of their situation, there is only one sensible decision. Let the Gorilla's do it, take a deep breath and carry on being an expert at what ever they do. While the utility experts look after their utility accounts.

Simple isn't it.

Our problem is that we are not Expert at running a website, we are not expert at maximising our Social Media Platforms, We are not experts at running email campaigns and we have only ever made one video in our entire existence.

We are looking for a person with enthusiasm, know how, energy and expertise in this field to help us. We want to take our message to the business community in every format available to us.

The person that is selected, will need to be able to work from our office Near Portsmouth. They will need to work hard, have a good command of both written and spoken English, be competent in the creation of websites and it's content. We need someone who can create video content and written content, is able to deliver that content to the right people. By using all available social media channels, our website, emails and video content.

The most important thing is conveying the right message to the right people whilst staying true to our ethos of honesty and good ethical practise.

Who fits the bill ?
No-one is too old, no-one is too young, no one is too black, no one is too white, no-one is too boy, no-one is too girl, no-one is too thin or too fat. We just want the best, most enthusiastic expert who has the ability to get our message to the people that need our help.

What can you expect from Red Gorilla?
Hard Work.
A great boss.
An Enthusiastic Team.
Great remuneration.
A fantastic future.
Full time employment.
Targets.
financial Investment in the project.
A great boss.
Responsibility.
Contact
If you think that you could be our Expert Evangelist Media Gorilla. Take a look at our website at www.redgorillauk.co.uk Please make contact in any way that you feel is appropriate.

If you think that you know someone that could be our Expert Evangelist Media Gorilla. Please share this article with them.

If you think that this looks like a good opportunity, but don't know anyone that fits the bill. Please share this article with the world

IF YOU TOOK THE TIME TO READ THIS WHOLE ARTICLE, THANK YOU.

Danny Williams Tel 02392 253322 Mob 07538 600467

Managing Gorilla

[email protected]

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Larch House, Parklands Business Park, Forest Road
Forest Road
PO76XP

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