Not So QuaintlyKate

Not So QuaintlyKate Designer & Purveyor of deliciously vulgar and wickedly offensive Greetings Cards & Gifts with the intention to provide hilarity & good humour.

Dry January anyone?!?! **na
08/01/2022

Dry January anyone?!?!
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So…what do you do when your Bro has been given a terminal cancer diagnosis and has not one but TWO brain tumours?!Design...
02/08/2021

So…what do you do when your Bro has been given a terminal cancer diagnosis and has not one but TWO brain tumours?!
Design a range of ‘empathy’ cards for people in similar situations of course!
Because a ‘Get Well Soon’ isn’t really appropriate and a ‘With Sympathy’ is a tiny bit premature…🤭🤣
Seriously though…we are dealing with this fu***ng s**t show with dark humour and positivity…
…oh, and gin…lots & LOTS of gin!!!! Well, I am…he can only have water 🙄🤣!!! As if life isn’t s**t enough, he can’t even drink now 🙈

It will be chuffing snowing in a few months so need to take advantage of this beautiful weather while it lasts! ☀️
21/07/2021

It will be chuffing snowing in a few months so need to take advantage of this beautiful weather while it lasts!
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Ain't this the truth?!My Brother has just been diagnosed with not one but TWO Brain Tumours...you couldn't make this s**...
15/07/2021

Ain't this the truth?!

My Brother has just been diagnosed with not one but TWO Brain Tumours...you couldn't make this s**t up!!!
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We are dealing with this whole s**t show with dark humour...and gin, lots of gin (well, I am anyway as he can't drink alcohol now...could life get any more bleaker?!)
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So, in our quest to send him to a clinic in Germany to potentially save his life, we need raise a f**kload of money to do so.
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We realised that there aren't really cards for people like my Brother - where a 'Get Well' Card isn't appropriate and 'With Sympathy' is well...a bit premature!
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As I am such a fabulous and caring Sister, I have designed a range of 'Empathy' Cards so we can donate a HUGE part of the profits to his Go Fund Me:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/chris-needs-you-kill-bill?qid=adbe1cb597e0634b9591770d16cedff3

"TUMOUR HAS IT" he is about £50k short so far...I told you we are all about the dark humour!!!
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I am quite fond of my little Brother and taking the p**s out of him is one of the pleasures that I have in my life so I would be really grateful if we could try and keep him hanging around - well, for a bit longer anyway!!!!
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I will be launching the range soon in our Etsy shop...but remember, they will not be for the 'Quaint' hearted!
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Pop on the link below and like our shop ❤️ so you will be kept up to date of all the great stuff that will coming online soon!

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Notsoquaintlykate

Yep...this!!!
05/05/2021

Yep...this!!!

When the cap unfortunately fits...
05/05/2021

When the cap unfortunately fits...

Starting to think about our next seasonal date on our card calendar...Fathers Day!Time to get our inspiration s**t toget...
27/03/2021

Starting to think about our next seasonal date on our card calendar...Fathers Day!
Time to get our inspiration s**t together and get on with some new themes and ideas...let’s just hope it’s not going to be like last year!
Would help if my creativity had not got up and fu**ed off leaving me with a hangover instead!

Here’s the deal...🎄The world seems to falling into 2 distinct teams early this year:1. Christmas decorations up early or...
15/11/2020

Here’s the deal...
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The world seems to falling into 2 distinct teams early this year:
1. Christmas decorations up early or
2. those still waiting for nearer (much nearer!) Christmas.
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Listen, here’s the thing....at and at we are HUGE fans of Christmas usually BUT...I cannot get my Christmas groove on this year. In fact, I feel slightly ‘Grinchy’ this year... yep, bah humbug is me.
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No rocking around the Christmas tree, no decking the halls...just a big no from me.
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So, fill me with your best inspirational advice to fill me with seasonal cheer....GO....👇🏼
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Yep, it’s starting to feel like it could quite possibly be a really s**tty Christmas...Here at QuaintlyKate and at we h...
08/11/2020

Yep, it’s starting to feel like it could quite possibly be a really s**tty Christmas...
Here at QuaintlyKate and at we have always loved the build up to Christmas...visiting Christmas Markets, glasses of hot mullled wine, visiting family, cosy drinks by the fire in the pub with friends...and now Coronavirus has just fu**ed it all up and we are NOT impressed.
So it was only right that we designed an appropriate card to mark the occasion...The Sh*ttiest Christmas Ever...
Well, let’s hope it’s not going to be that bad and this card is just a humorous ‘dig’ instead.
This card, along with other Christmas related cards, are now available in our Etsy Shop...
www.Etsy.com/shop/QuaintlyKate
Photo Credit: Mrs Jones Photography
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Wow….how talented is Mrs Jones Photography and Mrs Jones Graphic Design Ltd?!Yes, this is me….the Owner of Not So Quaint...
24/10/2020

Wow….how talented is Mrs Jones Photography and Mrs Jones Graphic Design Ltd?!

Yes, this is me….the Owner of Not So QuaintlyKate.

She came over to discuss our product photography and as a surprise sent this to me ❤️

She does some INSANE prints and can totally transform a photograph of your house into a fully 'christmassy' wonderland.

Her work in fabulous so pop over and have a peep!

When life is full of bulls**t….there is always handful of sparkle & glitter somewhere to be found ✨What are you doing to...
17/10/2020

When life is full of bulls**t….there is always handful of sparkle & glitter somewhere to be found ✨

What are you doing to find your sparkle today?

Photo Credit: Mrs Jones Photography

Is this your mans expectation on his Birthday???I keep getting told they are for birthdays and Christmas by my Husband s...
27/09/2020

Is this your mans expectation on his Birthday???

I keep getting told they are for birthdays and Christmas by my Husband so he must be pushing his luck 🤣

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