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10/05/2026

Dialogue Story: The Missed Bus
“Daniel! Hurry up, you’ll miss the bus!” his mother shouted from the kitchen.
“I’m coming, Mom!” Daniel replied while struggling to wear his sneakers.
Outside, the morning streets of Buea were already busy. Motorbikes zoomed past while students in uniforms walked quickly to school.
Daniel ran to the bus stop, breathing hard. But as he arrived, the school bus slowly drove away.
“No… wait!” he shouted, waving his hands.
His friend Michael laughed from the window. “You’re late again, Daniel!”
Daniel sighed deeply. “Mom is going to be so angry.”
Just then, an old taxi driver parked nearby and smiled.
“Young man, need a ride to school?”
Daniel looked surprised. “Really, sir?”
“Hop in before the first bell rings.”
Daniel smiled happily and entered the taxi.
“Thank you so much!”
The driver nodded kindly. “Next time, wake up earlier.”
Daniel laughed softly. “I definitely will.”
As the taxi drove through the lively city streets, Daniel looked outside the window and whispered,
“Today might actually turn out great.”

10/05/2026

*The UB Hostel Power-Out Saga*

8pm in Molyko. ENEO takes light like it's their birthday. Whole hostel: _collective sigh_.

Room 12B: 6 man squad, 1 candle, 1 pot of noodles.
Brandon: "Who get candle?"
Sylvie: "I get, but who go contribute paraffin?"
Junior: "Make we just use phone torch."
_All 6 phones on 5%_

Meanwhile, Tilly is cooking noodles on a hotplate plugged into the same extension as 3 laptops, 1 fridge, and a speaker.

_POP_ - socket sparks.
Everyone: "TILLY!!!"

Tilly, unbothered: "Light don go, so na heat remain. We go manage."

Then Buea rain starts. Clothes on the line outside? Gone. Notes on the bed? Wet.

But 30 mins later, the whole room is sharing that one pot of noodles, laughing in the dark, using Brandon's candle.

Lecturer said "Discuss" in exams. UB hostel teaches you to discuss hunger, light, rain, and life... all before 10pm.

Hostel wahala: where you enter with 1 suitcase and leave with 5 man strong survival skills 😂

Next: bendskin or Chariot line?

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10/05/2026

Lol UB exams deserve their own comedy special 😂 Here you go:

*The UB Exam Hall Survival Guide*

Exam starts at 8am in UB. Lecturer walks in at 8:30am with coffee.
Students: _silent panic_
Lecturer: "Sorry, Buea traffic."

It's 9am. He finally shares the questions. You look down:
*Question 1*: "Discuss."
That's it. No context. Discuss _what_? Life? Fako? Why garri price went up?

Your brain: _empty like AMPHI 250 after classes_
Your pen: writing "In conclusion..." as the introduction.

Invigilator passes, whispers: "Time na money."
You: "Then I’m broke, madam."

3 hours later you walk out into Buea drizzle. Friend asks: "How e go?"
You: "I discussed. Heavily. Whether na the right thing? Na between me and God."

UB exams - where "prepare" means you prayed and photostatted notes you never read.

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09/05/2026

Short Story: "The Hidden Key"
In a small village, a curious boy named Kofi discovers an old, rusty key while playing near the river. Intrigued, he follows the path through the forest, where sunlight streams through the tall trees and birds chirp in harmony. At the end of the path, he finds a mysterious wooden door covered in vines. With a trembling hand, he inserts the key, and the door creaks open to reveal a hidden garden filled with glowing flowers and magical creatures that shimmer in the sunlight. Kofi realizes he has discovered a secret world that no one else in the village has ever seen.