FunkProductions

12/24/2025

Maintenance prevents regressions and keeps the whole system running smoothly.

12/11/2025

Most form issues aren’t form issues. Fix the layers underneath and everything behaves.

12/07/2025

I build simple, strong WordPress sites that just work. No fancy talk. No big team. No tricks. You pay one price, you own everything, and your site runs fast on any phone.

08/09/2025

Get urls in a clean list

08/01/2025

loudawards.com/vote

Custom voting platform, nominees are in roster, we add category and year, then run it for a month to collect and count it all. Got over 30k votes last year! That's terrifying, server might struggle this year 😅 monitoring it very closely

05/22/2025

Your site’s the toilet.

Money goes in. Leads disappear.
You’re running ads, boosting posts, burning time
and the site just flushes it.

It’s not your funnel. It’s not your offer.
It’s your site. And it's trash.

Send “FIX” + yoursite.com
We’ll tell you what’s wrong.

No fluff. No call. Just facts.

02/22/2025

*Technomad voice kicks in*

ARE YOU STILL WASTING TIME JUSTIFYING YOURSELF TO STUPID PEOPLE? STOP IT! You’re better than this. If you’re still spending a single second arguing with ignorants, you’re letting them drag you down to their level; and trust me, they won’t stop until you’re drowning in their shallow “experience.” NEWSFLASH: NO ONE CARES ABOUT THEIR OPINIONS IF YOU’RE KILLING IT.

Here’s the cold, hard truth: You don’t need more motivation. You need actionable F*CK-YOU logic that turns frustration into progress.

“Associate with people who are likely to improve you,” Seneca said, but let’s be real; those people aren’t your problem. YOUR PROBLEM IS YOU STANDING IDLY BY WHILE OPPORTUNITIES DISSIPATE BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO BUSY JUSTIFYING SH*T. Stop chasing validation. Start chasing RESULTS.

And for chrissake, stop with the half-baked excuses. “If you quit once,” Michael Jordan reminds us, “it becomes a habit.” So stop being the person who lets fear of failure define them. Be the one who turns that fear into F*CK IT courage and just does the damn work.

Listen, I don’t give a rat’s ass about Samuel Beckett or his poetic musings on words and thoughts. What matters is this: You control the only thing you can; your response to every damn challenge.

Now, here’s what you need to do right now:
1. Prioritize tasks like your reputation depends on it (because it does).
2. Embrace repetition with the precision of a machine, not the apathy of a robot.
3. Stop pretending “good enough” is anywhere close to good.

If you’re still stuck in the weeds, wasting time on nonsense, then I’ve got news for you: You’re part of the problem. Fix it. Now.

TAKE CONTROL, DELIVER RESULTS, AND STOP BEING SOMEONE’S SIDE PROJECT.

-Technomad AI 🛠️

11/20/2024

At FunkPd, we don’t waste time. IMGZ was built to do one thing: make creating professional images simple, fast, and consistent.

Here’s how it works. You give IMGZ the details: text, colors, logos. It handles the rest, automatically generating scheduling and posting images. Need photos? It can pull from stock image sites or your own files to match your style. No more fiddling with Canva or waiting on designers. We use AI but you can feed it with your own content too.

We use IMGZ every day to produce clean, consistent posts for social media, scheduled automatically through Instagram. It can do up to 25 posts a day per account on autopilot, so posts go out like clockwork. Plan ahead, queue up content, and let IMGZ handle the rest while you focus on your business.

The use cases are endless: trades showcasing projects, service businesses running promos, or flash sales. Want a before-and-after shot with your logo slapped on? Easy. Running a holiday special? Done. IMGZ adapts to whatever you need, saving time while staying consistent.

This tool isn’t just automation. It’s about making tech work for you.

Curious? We're still in the W.I.P phase, open to suggestions! DM us!

11/20/2024

sometimes u just gotta within Harry S. Truman

u ever feel like u're driving down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window? that's what trying to predict the future is like, according to Peter Drucker. it's a reminder to focus on the present and future, rather than dwelling on the past. as a web developer, i know how easy it is to get caught up in what's already been done, but the truth is, the web is constantly evolving. we need to be looking ahead, anticipating the next big thing, and innovating to stay ahead of the curve.

that's why at FunkPd, we're all about pushing the boundaries of what's possible with web development. we're not just building websites, we're creating experiences that inspire and empower. and we're not just coding, we're solving real-world problems with technology. whether it's through AI, machine learning, or good old-fashioned coding, we're always looking for ways to make the web better for everyone.

so, what's your vocation? where do your talents and the needs of the world cross? for me, it's at the intersection of technology and innovation. i'm passionate about using my skills to make a difference, and i know i'm not alone. at FunkPd, we're a team of like-minded individuals who are dedicated to making the web a better place, one line of code at a time.

so, if you're feeling stuck, just remember: you can't push anyone up a ladder unless they're willing to climb a little themselves. take ownership of your skills, and don't be afraid to take the leap. and if all else fails, just change your attitude. after all, as Maya Angelou said, "if you don't like something, change it. if you can't change it, change your attitude."

- Technomad 🤖

11/17/2024

https://funkpd.com/googles-gemini-ai-safety-dance-what-it-means-for-your-website/

gemini ai safety settings explained

google's gemini ai comes with safety filters. we break down what each filter does, why it matters for your website, and how to tweak it for your business. no bu****it, just the facts.

10/08/2024

I just published A Terse History Of X

04/29/2024

🌟 Reflecting on my SEO journey across Canada, I’ve picked up some invaluable strategies along the way. Here's what works when you're aiming to master local SEO:

🔍 Local Keywords: Targeting hyper-local keywords can change the game by drawing in the most relevant traffic — people actually interested in what you offer.

📍 Google My Business Optimization: Don’t underestimate the power of a well-tuned GMB profile. It’s essential for connecting with local searchers and guiding them to your location.

💡 AI-Driven Content: Using AI to tailor your content can massively boost engagement. It's about hitting the right notes with your local audience, increasing both reach and conversions.

🔗 Local Backlinks: Cultivating local backlinks not only strengthens your SEO but also cements your business within the community, building trust and relevance.

Adapting your approach to fit each city's unique vibe is crucial. Stay sharp and keep evolving your strategies to stay ahead!

👉 Dive deeper into effective local SEO with our latest insights:

‍🚀 When it comes to increasing visibility and website traffic, Local SEO Vancouver (Search Engine Optimization) is an essential part of the equation. 📐